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| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Lunch money collection is down 4% we really gotta watch our bottom line. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Purple nurples or head noogies today, gentlemen? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Let's keep it loose. I don't want to pigeonhole myself to early. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Hey, camera dude! Make sure you get my best side! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Dolph}} I had a lot of internal conflicts about becoming a bully. My folks always told me to do unto others at they would do to you. But then I remembered... I was stronger than most people, so they can't do unto my anything! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Cosine Tangent]]}} Perhaps you hold anger inside and express your rage by hurting others! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Kearney}} It's about passing on what I've learned to the younger bullies. Plus, whalin' on nerds. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} How's this pink belly, sir? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kearney}} Not bad, Simpson, but it could be pinker. And it wouldn't hurt to give him a wet willie while you're at it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You got it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kearney}} Bullies today need to show respect for the old ways. If not, our entire history could tragically disappear. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} I made a nerd read me a great quote from a ninja turtle once. It said, "You can have no dominion greater or less than that over yourself. And please, I beg of you, stop hitting me.! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Wendell Borton]]}} That was me! And it was Leonardo da Vinci who said it, not a turtle! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} I told you to shut up! I was trying to establish a contemplative mood! Now we'll need to cut to something else... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Dolph}} My dad wants me to go into managing hedge funds, so I can bully stock buyers. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kearney}} I tried to join the army, but they said I was too aggressive. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} I'm going to start a detective agency to track down deadbeat dads and taser them until they tell me why they didn't come back from going out for cigarettes! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} I'm going to invent a sustainable fuel for cars that's created from water molecules and has the ability to cure disease! | |
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Latest revision as of 13:22, March 7, 2022
- Nelson Muntz: Lunch money collection is down 4% we really gotta watch our bottom line.
- Jimbo Jones: Purple nurples or head noogies today, gentlemen?
- Dolph Shapiro: Let's keep it loose. I don't want to pigeonhole myself to early.
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: Hey, camera dude! Make sure you get my best side!
- Dolph: I had a lot of internal conflicts about becoming a bully. My folks always told me to do unto others at they would do to you. But then I remembered... I was stronger than most people, so they can't do unto my anything!
- Cosine Tangent: Perhaps you hold anger inside and express your rage by hurting others!
- Kearney: It's about passing on what I've learned to the younger bullies. Plus, whalin' on nerds.
- Bart: How's this pink belly, sir?
- Kearney: Not bad, Simpson, but it could be pinker. And it wouldn't hurt to give him a wet willie while you're at it.
- Bart: You got it!
- Kearney: Bullies today need to show respect for the old ways. If not, our entire history could tragically disappear.
- Nelson: I made a nerd read me a great quote from a ninja turtle once. It said, "You can have no dominion greater or less than that over yourself. And please, I beg of you, stop hitting me.!
- Wendell Borton: That was me! And it was Leonardo da Vinci who said it, not a turtle!
- Nelson: I told you to shut up! I was trying to establish a contemplative mood! Now we'll need to cut to something else...
- Dolph: My dad wants me to go into managing hedge funds, so I can bully stock buyers.
- Kearney: I tried to join the army, but they said I was too aggressive.
- Jimbo: I'm going to start a detective agency to track down deadbeat dads and taser them until they tell me why they didn't come back from going out for cigarettes!
- Nelson: I'm going to invent a sustainable fuel for cars that's created from water molecules and has the ability to cure disease!
