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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Hey, Homer, why's your dod on your barstool? | |
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Uh... he's my designated driver? | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Is this dog food new? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Yes, I just bought it a few days ago. it's new and imrpoved! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hmmm... The new version has less pog snout then the old one that's what was making him such a jerk! I was the same way when the Krustburger Delxue cut back from ten strips of bacon to nine. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I couldn't help overhearing your conversation with my many hidden listening devices. My beloved hounds have become listless and depressed. oh, they still bite and maim, but there's no real love in it anymore. Will you look at them? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I don't know... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} I'm sorry, I must have phrased that wrong. Do it or you're fired! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Lisa, you look upset. Was the tofu option in the cafetria really just lard again? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} No, I'm going to Ms. Pommelhorst to complain about how unfair gym class is! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} I don't know, Lisa. My dad taught me that you should never complain about anything. He had black mold in his apartment for years and never told the landlord. It was really bad in the room I slept in. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I may not be able to cimb a dumb rope, but when I ever need to do that? I'll tell you one thing I do better than anyone else in this school! Complain! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Ms. Pommelhorst is here to announce the winner of the Sweaty Award. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ms. Pommelhorst]]}} The Sweaty, as you know, is a bronzed gym towl given to the student who's shown the most growth in the fireld of physical education! And this year it goes to... Lisa Simpson! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:08, May 15, 2021
- Homer: Is this dog food new?
- Marge: Yes, I just bought it a few days ago. it's new and imrpoved!
- Homer: Hmmm... The new version has less pog snout then the old one that's what was making him such a jerk! I was the same way when the Krustburger Delxue cut back from ten strips of bacon to nine.
- Mr. Burns: I couldn't help overhearing your conversation with my many hidden listening devices. My beloved hounds have become listless and depressed. oh, they still bite and maim, but there's no real love in it anymore. Will you look at them?
- Homer: I don't know...
- Mr. Burns: I'm sorry, I must have phrased that wrong. Do it or you're fired!
- Milhouse: Lisa, you look upset. Was the tofu option in the cafetria really just lard again?
- Lisa: No, I'm going to Ms. Pommelhorst to complain about how unfair gym class is!
- Milhouse: I don't know, Lisa. My dad taught me that you should never complain about anything. He had black mold in his apartment for years and never told the landlord. It was really bad in the room I slept in.
- Lisa: I may not be able to cimb a dumb rope, but when I ever need to do that? I'll tell you one thing I do better than anyone else in this school! Complain!
- Principal Skinner: Ms. Pommelhorst is here to announce the winner of the Sweaty Award.
- Ms. Pommelhorst: The Sweaty, as you know, is a bronzed gym towl given to the student who's shown the most growth in the fireld of physical education! And this year it goes to... Lisa Simpson!
