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− | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Colossus]]}} Perhaps one of these might frame your face. Let's try them on. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Sure thing, Doctor-- ...Colossus! | |
− | + | {{qf|Dr. Colossus}} Oh, don't look so shocked I earned my doctorate degree in optometry! In fact, the profits from my eyeglass business fund all my villainous exploits! For example, I have been working on an experimental compound known as "Visionarium." Traces of it have found their way onto this particular pair of glasses and would give the wearer superhuman abilities! | |
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− | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Howdy, Lisa. Want me to carry that super heavy book for you? | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} No thanks, Milhouse. I can manage. | |
− | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} An empowered woman. I like it. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Or maybe, nerdlinger, the lady wants me to help her. | |
− | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Ha! That'll be the day! | |
− | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Sorry, Milhouse. You don't turn down that kind of an offer. Plus, Nelson doesn't wear glasses! | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Biclops is here? He has level of coolness that we two-eyed kids can only dream of! | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} I wish I wore glasses! Four eyes are way better than two! | |
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− | + | {{qf|Lisa}} How can we ever repay you? | |
− | + | {{qf|{{ap|Biclops|Biclops vs the Diplopian Duo!}}}} Save your tears of joy, Lisa. I'd rather you keep your eyes moist with a quality saline solution. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Boy, Biclops sure was cool, wasn't he? | |
− | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Yeah, but know I feel vulnerable. All of my insecurities have been brought to the surface! I know! Let's beat up a ned! | |
− | + | {{qf|Dolph}} Yeah! That always make us feel better! | |
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Latest revision as of 13:16, March 7, 2022
- Dr. Colossus: Perhaps one of these might frame your face. Let's try them on.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Sure thing, Doctor-- ...Colossus!
- Dr. Colossus: Oh, don't look so shocked I earned my doctorate degree in optometry! In fact, the profits from my eyeglass business fund all my villainous exploits! For example, I have been working on an experimental compound known as "Visionarium." Traces of it have found their way onto this particular pair of glasses and would give the wearer superhuman abilities!
- Milhouse: Howdy, Lisa. Want me to carry that super heavy book for you?
- Lisa: No thanks, Milhouse. I can manage.
- Milhouse: An empowered woman. I like it.
- Nelson Muntz: Or maybe, nerdlinger, the lady wants me to help her.
- Milhouse: Ha! That'll be the day!
- Lisa: Sorry, Milhouse. You don't turn down that kind of an offer. Plus, Nelson doesn't wear glasses!
- Dolph Shapiro: Biclops is here? He has level of coolness that we two-eyed kids can only dream of!
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: I wish I wore glasses! Four eyes are way better than two!
- Lisa: How can we ever repay you?
- Biclops: Save your tears of joy, Lisa. I'd rather you keep your eyes moist with a quality saline solution.
- Milhouse: Boy, Biclops sure was cool, wasn't he?
- Nelson: Yeah, but know I feel vulnerable. All of my insecurities have been brought to the surface! I know! Let's beat up a ned!
- Dolph: Yeah! That always make us feel better!