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| − | + | {{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} Oh, man! Guess I shouldn't have been trying to play my axe and drive at the same time! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} This is your twenty-third accident this month, Otto! I can't keep convincing parents that whiplash is a natural symptom of growing pains! You're suspended idefinitely! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Otto}} Suspended with pay?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} No! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Otto}} Bummer... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hi-diddily-ho, friends! Are you our Güber driver? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Otto}} Does the Pope wear a silly hat? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} If by "silly" you mean, "holy"—then, yes! To our angelic abode, please! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, I'm worried about Otto. I tried changing him so people would be pleased with his driving, but nothing's worked! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} You can't change the Otto Man. He's awesome! If I didn't just spend all my money on this Squishee, I'd defintely pay for a thrill ride with him! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You're right! He doesn't need to change to fit the customer, he just needs the customers that fit him! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Hot dog! At this speed, Ol' Gil will finally make it to a job interview on time! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Otto}} I've come back for my axe! Here's all of my Güber driver earnings! Keep the car, too, man! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Raphael]]}} How generous. | |
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Latest revision as of 08:40, May 15, 2021
- Otto Mann: Oh, man! Guess I shouldn't have been trying to play my axe and drive at the same time!
- Principal Skinner: This is your twenty-third accident this month, Otto! I can't keep convincing parents that whiplash is a natural symptom of growing pains! You're suspended idefinitely!
- Otto: Suspended with pay?!
- Principal Skinner: No!
- Otto: Bummer...
- Ned Flanders: Hi-diddily-ho, friends! Are you our Güber driver?
- Otto: Does the Pope wear a silly hat?
- Ned: If by "silly" you mean, "holy"—then, yes! To our angelic abode, please!
- Lisa: Bart, I'm worried about Otto. I tried changing him so people would be pleased with his driving, but nothing's worked!
- Bart: You can't change the Otto Man. He's awesome! If I didn't just spend all my money on this Squishee, I'd defintely pay for a thrill ride with him!
- Lisa: You're right! He doesn't need to change to fit the customer, he just needs the customers that fit him!
- Gil Gunderson: Hot dog! At this speed, Ol' Gil will finally make it to a job interview on time!
- Otto: I've come back for my axe! Here's all of my Güber driver earnings! Keep the car, too, man!
- Raphael: How generous.
