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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I couldn't sleep last night, so I watched "The Making of ill take Sweden." That Anita Eknberg is quite a dish. Consequently, I have a yen for Swedish food. Scamper down to Little Stockholm and fetch me some rollmops, herring-mit-brod and aquavit. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} I'll be back before you can say "kalhyggen och forbranning," sir! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Can I help you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Olav Gustavson]]}} Olav Gustavson, master of heraldry for the royal house of Sweden. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Inga Carlsdottir]]}} Inga Carlsdottir, professor genealogy, University of Goteborg. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Gretta Lillquist]]}} Gretta Lillquist, deep-tissue massage, in-call, out-call. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Olav Gustavson}} Mr. Smithers, the current King of Sweden is at death's door, making me sad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Heh, heh. Another old foe I've outlived! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Olav Gustavson}} You are exactly like the king in both spit and image! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Inga Carlsdottir}} The current king has no heir. It is ninety-nine percent certain that, you, Waylon Smithers, are the last in the royal line! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gretta Lillquist}} But we must make sure I'm here to administer a blood test, followed by a full-body massage. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} I might be the King of Sweden? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, I'm not sure pulling the kids out of school so they can be servants is the best idea. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} And I would agree with you, Marge if it wasn't for three little words... "smor-gas-bord!" If we live in Sweden we may not be kings, but we can eat like them! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Krusty's fence is three feet onto my property. I want to build a tool shed there. He should move that fence. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} When I build that fence, saw-bones here agreed it was on the property line! I need that space now. I got my in-laws buried there! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Dr. Hibbert build you shed on stilts. That way Krusty's family stays buried. You can have your tool shed, and a lovely view to boot. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Sounds fair to me. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} As long as I can keep my mother-in-law where she is. The tomatoes I planted on top of here are coming in like ganbusters! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Sweden is in flames tonight, as Palestinians, basque separatists, Irish republicans, Quebecois, hopi Indians, and every other nationalist group seeing a homeland tries to take a claim to this ruler-less land. | |
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Latest revision as of 14:28, September 15, 2022
- Mr. Burns: I couldn't sleep last night, so I watched "The Making of ill take Sweden." That Anita Eknberg is quite a dish. Consequently, I have a yen for Swedish food. Scamper down to Little Stockholm and fetch me some rollmops, herring-mit-brod and aquavit.
- Waylon Smithers: I'll be back before you can say "kalhyggen och forbranning," sir!
- Waylon Smithers: Can I help you?
- Olav Gustavson: Olav Gustavson, master of heraldry for the royal house of Sweden.
- Inga Carlsdottir: Inga Carlsdottir, professor genealogy, University of Goteborg.
- Gretta Lillquist: Gretta Lillquist, deep-tissue massage, in-call, out-call.
- Olav Gustavson: Mr. Smithers, the current King of Sweden is at death's door, making me sad.
- Mr. Burns: Heh, heh. Another old foe I've outlived!
- Olav Gustavson: You are exactly like the king in both spit and image!
- Inga Carlsdottir: The current king has no heir. It is ninety-nine percent certain that, you, Waylon Smithers, are the last in the royal line!
- Gretta Lillquist: But we must make sure I'm here to administer a blood test, followed by a full-body massage.
- Waylon Smithers: I might be the King of Sweden?
- Marge: Homer, I'm not sure pulling the kids out of school so they can be servants is the best idea.
- Homer: And I would agree with you, Marge if it wasn't for three little words... "smor-gas-bord!" If we live in Sweden we may not be kings, but we can eat like them!
- Dr. Hibbert: Krusty's fence is three feet onto my property. I want to build a tool shed there. He should move that fence.
- Krusty: When I build that fence, saw-bones here agreed it was on the property line! I need that space now. I got my in-laws buried there!
- Waylon Smithers: Dr. Hibbert build you shed on stilts. That way Krusty's family stays buried. You can have your tool shed, and a lovely view to boot.
- Dr. Hibbert: Sounds fair to me.
- Krusty: As long as I can keep my mother-in-law where she is. The tomatoes I planted on top of here are coming in like ganbusters!
- Kent Brockman: Sweden is in flames tonight, as Palestinians, basque separatists, Irish republicans, Quebecois, hopi Indians, and every other nationalist group seeing a homeland tries to take a claim to this ruler-less land.
