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| − | ==Featured Article== | + | [[File:Three Mouthketeers.png|200px|left|link=Three Mouthketeers]] |
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| − | The list below is almost complete. | + | The '''Three Mouthketeers''' is a food blog made by [[Marge]], [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]]. |
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| − | ===Alfreds=== | + | When [[Marge]]'s car broke down in [[Little Ethiopia]] after a disastrous trip to the [[File:Cross.png|link=Cross-GAMES|30px]][[Cross-GAMES|-GAMES]], [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] got hungry and went into [[Haile Delicious Ethiopian Food]], dragging Marge along with them. After trying to order a side salad, Bart and Lisa convinced Marge to try something different, so Marge ordered the Zelzel Minchet Aletcha Wat instead. When several foodies entered the restaurant, they were surprised to see that Marge had ordered food off of the non-translated menu and joined her, Bart and Lisa in eating the meal. When Lisa explained to Marge that they were foodies who wrote food blogs, Marge became interested in what they did. |
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| − | *'''Alamance Alfred''' is the main character, a conservative who lives on welfare and drinks beer.
| + | Back at home, Marge, Bart, and Lisa decided to start their own food blog, the Three Mouthketeers. Marge was surprised to find that the kids were including her too but went along with it because she liked being included. The three of them then went around restaurants and other businesses trying different foods and blogging about them. The Three Mouthketeers became such a hit with people that they were invited to the most exclusive restaurant in town, [[El Chemistri]]. Unfortunately for [[Homer]], this fell on the same day that he had gotten tickets for [[Krustyland]], which upset him... |
| − | *'''Josie Alfred''' is Alfred's mother, who lives in Graham.
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| − | *'''Jackie Alfred''' is the dead father.
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| − | *'''Gary Alfred''' is the grandfather.
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| − | *'''Jane Alfred''' is the grandmother.
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| − | *'''Uncle Jason''' is the moonshine uncle.
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| − | *'''Lord Pee''' is Alfred's weird cousin.
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| − | *'''Al Fred Alfred''' is Alfred's upper-class cousin.
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| − | *'''Winkenstein Alfred''' is Uncle Jason's son.
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| − | *''Moonshine brother of Gary''
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| − | ===Bobbulas=== | + | <p style="font-size: small; text-align: right;">[[Three Mouthketeers|Read more of this article]] | [[Wikisimpsons:Previous Featured articles|More featured articles]] | [[Wikisimpsons:Featured article|Vote for a featured article]]</p><noinclude> |
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| − | *'''Randall Bobbula''' is Alfred's vandalizin' friend.
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| − | *'''Wendy Bobbula''' is Randall's wife.
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| − | *'''Danietta Bobbula''' is Randall's submissive daughter.
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| − | *'''Barnes the Croboy''' is Randall's annoying brother.
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| − | ===Matthews===
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| − | *'''Jed Matthews''' is a moonshine redneck friend of Alfred'''
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| − | *'''Clara Matthews''' is Jed's sexy daughter, who is Alf's love interest.
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| − | *'''Gramma and Grampa Matthews''' are Clara's grandparents.
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| − | *'''Jake Matthews''' is Jed's annoying son.
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| − | ===McGrath===
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| − | *'''Seamus "Master" McGrath''' is Alfred's friend, a substitute Gaelic teacher.
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| − | *'''Loony Larry McGrath''' is one of Crazy Jeff's customers. Seamus's brother.
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| − | *'''Harry McGrath''' is Seamus's other brother.
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| − | ===Cook===
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| − | *'''Miranda "Randy" Cook''', usually called "Mr. Cook", is a greedy politician. Likes drinking with Alfred.
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| − | *'''William Cook''' is the Geezer-Father of Mr. Cook.
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| − | *'''Jefferson Davis "Crazy Jeff" Cook''' is Mr. Cook's cousin, who claims he has a great esteat when he actually has a bad one.
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| − | ===Mill Workers===
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| − | *'''Lars''' is a tall mill worker,
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| − | *'''Brad''' is a short one.
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| − | *'''Luke''' is the medium-sized one.
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| − | *''Unnamed mill worker''
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| − | ===Corbins===
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| − | *'''Ben Corbin''' is Alf's housekeeper.
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| − | *'''Tliklins Corbin'''is Ben's sexist father.
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| − | ===Vordermeers===
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| − | *'''Derfhiggen Vordermeer''' is Alfred's Armenian "friend".
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| − | *'''Driddheim''' is the bratty son.
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| − | *'''Entweiler''' is the wife who stayed in Armenia.
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| − | *'''Wirhes''' is Derf's sister.
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| − | ===Lodikrap===
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| − | *'''Jake Lodikrap''' is an evil hippie.
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| − | *'''Bill Lodikrap''' is Jake's conservative brother.
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| − | ===Others===
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| − | *'''H.E.L.L.''' Criminal who killed Alf's father.
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| − | *'''Erica Wimblinstein''' is a Goth girl.
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| − | *'''Me''' is a TBH.
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| − | *'''Admiral Wombat''' is a spoof of Captain Cangaroo. Stars of Admiral Wombat include:
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| − | :'''Mr. Chicken''' is a chicken who is afraid of being Kentucky-fried. | |
| − | :'''The Colonel''' tries to destroy Mr. Chicken.
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| − | :'''Mark Moron''' is the name of a kid who becomes a supehero called Carlow Crab. Inspiration for the show "[[The Carlow Crab]]". | |
| − | :'''Wicklow Wasp''' is the Crab's main enemy.
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| − | :'''Lord Steiner''' is a German Guy.
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| − | *'''Mr. Robinson''' is the obese boss at the mill.
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| − | *'''Danny Faintomb''' A biker who knew Corbin.
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| − | *'''Scarab''' Guy in a Scarab Suit who mutilates Clara.
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| − | *'''Mr. MacEnis''' is a giant penis.
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| − | *'''Merfhiggen Morderveer''' is an anti-Armenia idiot. For more information see [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Mr. Rednex|this]].
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| − | *'''Dumb Dawg''' is a dumb dawg.
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| − | *'''Sith Johnson''' is a mill owner.
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| − | *'''Camden Countysman''' is an annoying guy from the NC coast.
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| − | *'''Lyndon Johnson''' is Sith's brother.
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| − | *'''Nelson Arlenass''' is an astronaut from Burlington.
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| − | *'''Wallace Ihitballs''' is a thug and friend of H.E.L.L.
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| − | *'''Laughnaugh McShaugnhaugn''' is the normal Gaelic teacher.
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| − | *'''Taughnaugh McShaugnaughn''' is Laughnaugh's Cona Hahahahahahhahahahhahhaahat hottie wife.
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| − | *'''Wachaun''' is a good Gaelic speaker and friend of Laughnaugh.
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| − | *'''Wikipedia Morderveer''' is Merfhiggen's father who hates Derfhiggen.
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| − | *'''Mailman''' is a buffoonish mailman.
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| − | *'''Trent Burns''' is a bad student at the Gaelic class.
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| − | *'''Tara''' is a cheerleader.
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| − | *'''Tilikia Wallburg''' is a popular jerk at the Gaelic class.
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| − | *'''Samantha''' is Erica's friend.
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| − | *'''Luben Becker''' is another German guy. He owns a store often visited by Alf.
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| − | *'''Stuben Becker''' is Luben's snobby brother.
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| − | *''Unnamed hottie who appears in Luben's store''.
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| − | *'''Joe Stenbert''' is the head of the Stenbert family of West Burlington.
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| − | *'''Mr. Potts''' is a grumpy old man who killed a Chapel Hill dweller.
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| − | *'''Bartholomew Breastenheimer''' is a yuppie from Chapel [[hank|Hill]].
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| − | *'''Farley Canns''' is the owner of a junkyard.
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| − | *'''Cory Nathan''' is a receptionist at Jake's Healing Center.
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| − | *'''Ronny Wing''' owns a [[gun store]]!
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| − | *'''Fred Lipschitz''' works at the gun store. He is married to Gerald.
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| − | *'''Gerald McGraham''' is Fred's gay lover. He works at Sith's mill.
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| − | *''Unnamed friends of Tilikia''
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| − | *'''Mary Stenbert''' is Joe's wife.
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| − | *'''Talking Towers''' are some talking towers that were born in Greensboro, but go to Burlington to torment Jake Lodikrap.
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| − | *'''Arthur''' is a guy who helps the poor. He replaced Alfred in "[[Zorgin Hmorgin's Alamance Arthur]]".
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| − | *'''Zorgin Hmorgin''' sometimes appears.
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| − | *'''The Gay Club''' is a club in Chapel Hill that Jake belongs to. Consists of 12 people.
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Back at home, Marge, Bart, and Lisa decided to start their own food blog, the Three Mouthketeers. Marge was surprised to find that the kids were including her too but went along with it because she liked being included. The three of them then went around restaurants and other businesses trying different foods and blogging about them. The Three Mouthketeers became such a hit with people that they were invited to the most exclusive restaurant in town, El Chemistri. Unfortunately for Homer, this fell on the same day that he had gotten tickets for Krustyland, which upset him...
-GAMES, Bart and Lisa got hungry and went into Haile Delicious Ethiopian Food, dragging Marge along with them. After trying to order a side salad, Bart and Lisa convinced Marge to try something different, so Marge ordered the Zelzel Minchet Aletcha Wat instead. When several foodies entered the restaurant, they were surprised to see that Marge had ordered food off of the non-translated menu and joined her, Bart and Lisa in eating the meal. When Lisa explained to Marge that they were foodies who wrote food blogs, Marge became interested in what they did.
