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'''The Gay Song''' is a song sung mainly by [[Homer]] in the "There's No Business Like Moe Business" segment of [[Treehouse of Horror XX]].  The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and voice actor [[Dan Castellaneta]] provided the lyrics.
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{{Song
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|name = "The Gay Song"
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|image = [[File:The Gay Song.png|250px]]
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|singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]
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|characters = [[Homer Simpson]]<br>[[Moe Szyslak]]
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|length = 0:47
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|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]] and [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Dan Castellaneta]]
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|album =
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|appearance = "[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"
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}}
  
==Lyrics==
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'''"The Gay Song"''' is a song sung by [[Homer]] and [[Moe]].
:'''Homer''':
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== Lyrics ==
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:'''Homer:'''
 
:While turning gay the other day,
 
:While turning gay the other day,
 
:A thought occurred to me.
 
:A thought occurred to me.
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:From here to "Timbuk-tee".
 
:From here to "Timbuk-tee".
  
:Oh, there's so many men around the world
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:Oh, there's so many men around the world,
 
:Of every shape and size.
 
:Of every shape and size.
:I want to nibble on Jamaican jerks
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:I want to nibble on Jamaican jerks,
 
:And teriyaki thighs.
 
:And teriyaki thighs.
  
:I want to French-kiss a Frenchman
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:I want to French-kiss a Frenchman,
 
:And spoon an English duke.
 
:And spoon an English duke.
:'Cause frankly, dear
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:'Cause frankly, dear,
:To not be queer
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:To not be queer,
 
:Just makes me want to puke.
 
:Just makes me want to puke.
  
:So find yourself a man
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:So find yourself a man,
 
:Who'll want you in the sack.
 
:Who'll want you in the sack.
 
:I recommend our dear old friend...
 
:I recommend our dear old friend...
 
:Bartender Moe Szyslak!
 
:Bartender Moe Szyslak!
  
:'''[[Moe]]''':
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:'''Moe:'''
 
:Letters don't lie!
 
:Letters don't lie!
  
:''So, whadaya think, Marge? Will you give Moe a throw?''
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== Appearances ==
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*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XX|(There's No Business Like Moe Business)}}
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Gay Song, The}}
  
{{DEFAULTSORT:Gay Song}}
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[[Category:Non-canon songs]]
[[Category:Songs|Gay Song, The]]
 
 
[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Moe]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Moe]]
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[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
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[[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]]

Latest revision as of 08:21, April 25, 2020

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"The Gay Song"
The Gay Song.png
Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Hank Azaria
Characters: Homer Simpson
Moe Szyslak
Length: 0:47
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen and Dan Castellaneta
Lyrics: Dan Castellaneta
Appearance(s): "Treehouse of Horror XX"

"The Gay Song" is a song sung by Homer and Moe.

Lyrics[edit]

Homer:
While turning gay the other day,
A thought occurred to me.
I'd like to try most every guy
From here to "Timbuk-tee".
Oh, there's so many men around the world,
Of every shape and size.
I want to nibble on Jamaican jerks,
And teriyaki thighs.
I want to French-kiss a Frenchman,
And spoon an English duke.
'Cause frankly, dear,
To not be queer,
Just makes me want to puke.
So find yourself a man,
Who'll want you in the sack.
I recommend our dear old friend...
Bartender Moe Szyslak!
Moe:
Letters don't lie!

Appearances[edit]