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'''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
 
'''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
  
 
== Rules ==
 
== Rules ==
#You can only nominate once a month.
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#You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month.
 
#The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
 
#The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
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#Quotes can be from all ''The Simpsons'' media.
  
 
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== Nominations ==
== "[[Home Away From Homer]]" ==
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=== Lisa the Vegetarian ===
{{Quote|This town is sweeter than a cake made of pie.|Ned Flanders|Home Away From Homer}}
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{{Quote|When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!|Ralph Wiggum|Lisa the Vegetarian}}
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[[User:Wiggumistic|Wiggumistic]] ([[User talk:Wiggumistic|talk]]) 12:17, October 8, 2022 (EDT)
 
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#Not an amazing quote to be honest. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 19:30, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
 
#Ditto. --[[User:Will k|'''Will k''']] ([[User talk:Will k|Talk]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Will k|Contributions]]) 23:14, 7 September 2011 (EDT)
 
 
 
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=="[[The PTA Disbands]]"==
 
{{Quote|Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.|Homer Simpson|The PTA Disbands}}
 
 
 
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== "[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]" ==
 
{{Quote|Great job, [[Nibbles]]! Now chew through my ball-sack!|[[Seymour Skinner]]|Skinner's Sense of Snow}}
 
 
 
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#Really needs the context in order to be funny. Doesn't stand up on its own. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 12:52, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
 
 
 
=== Comments ===
 
 
 
== "[[Burns' Heir]]" ==
 
{{Quote|Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.|[[Homer Simpson]]|Burns' Heir}}
 
 
 
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#I love this quote! --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup>  09:22, 3 April 2012 (EDT)
 
#Pretty good. {{User:Randomno/sig2}} 03:27, 4 April 2012 (EDT)
 
#Meh. It's the only quote on here that's funny enough to get my vote. ~ [[User:Phinbart|'''<font color=#FBB917>Phinbart</font>''']] ([[User talk:Phinbart|<font color=#5ACEC1>'''talk'''</font>]] • [[Special:Contributions/Phinbart|<font color=#52D017>'''contribs'''</font>]]) <small><sup>'''<font color=#F76541></font></sup></small></small> 12:44, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
 
#Classic Homer quote. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 12:51, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
 
#--[[User:Effluvium|Effluvium]] 12:55, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
 
 
 
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== "[[A Star is Burns]]" ==
 
{{Quote|I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir, market research shows people see you as something of an ogre.|[[Waylon Smithers]]}}<br>{{Quote|I ought to club them and eat their bones!|[[Mr. Burns]]|A Star is Burns}}
 
 
 
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#Heh. :) --[[User:Will k|'''Wk''']] ([[User talk:Will k|talk]]) 01:20, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
 
#Nice. The dialogue is funny on its own. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 12:53, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
 
  
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#I don't feel it. --[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small>) 21:57, 3 April 2012 (EDT)
 
  
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#I just don't feel that this works without context. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 07:51, February 1, 2023 (EST)
  
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== "[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]" ==
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=== Simpson Tide ===
{{Quote|[Hairdresser turns on flame to style Lisa's hair] Err... isn't this dangerous?|Lisa}}
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{{Quote|Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf.|Kent Brockman}}<br> {{Quote|My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, an idiot, a pig, a communist- but he is not a porn star!|Abraham Simpson|Simpson Tide}}
{{Quote|Don't worry, I am well protected.|Hairdresser|Lisa the Beauty Queen}}
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[[User:PlentalDan|PlentalDan]] ([[User talk:PlentalDan|talk]]) 19:11, August 16, 2024 (EDT)
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*It doesn't seem as good when written out, but the joke was that Lisa asked if it was safe using a flame, and the hairdresser said he was well protected, but didn't say anything about Lisa's safety. {{User:Randomno/sig2}} 13:08, 8 April 2012 (EDT)
 

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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules[edit]

  1. You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month.
  2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
  3. Quotes can be from all The Simpsons media.

How to nominate[edit]

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations[edit]

Lisa the Vegetarian[edit]

"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"
―Ralph Wiggum[src]

Wiggumistic (talk) 12:17, October 8, 2022 (EDT)

Support (0)[edit]

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  1. I just don't feel that this works without context. The Solar Dragon 07:51, February 1, 2023 (EST)

Comments[edit]

Simpson Tide[edit]

"Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf."
―Kent Brockman
"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, an idiot, a pig, a communist- but he is not a porn star!"
―Abraham Simpson[src]

PlentalDan (talk) 19:11, August 16, 2024 (EDT)

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