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:'''[[Ralph Wiggum]]''': "I like men now!"
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} [after seeing Bart naked] I like men now!
 
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:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': (inside a movie theater) "BORING!"
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} (inside a movie theater) BORING!
:'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': "Dad, we can't see the movie"
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, we can't see the movie
:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, '''especially YOU!''' "[points to audience/viewer]
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{{qf|Homer}} I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, '''especially YOU!''' [points to audience/viewer]
 
 
 
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:[The family is late for Church]
 
:[The family is late for Church]
 
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I hate being late.
:'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': "I hate being late."
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{{qf|Homer}} I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed?
:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell in my deathbed?"
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{{qf|Marge}} Homer, they can hear you inside!
:'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': "Homer, they can hear you inside!"
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{{qf|Homer}} Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God. [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
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{{qf|Homer}} [as he walks down the aisle] How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!
 
 
 
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:[Grampa in church]
 
:[Grampa in church]
 
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{{qf|Abraham Simpson}} People of Springfield, heed this warning! Twisted tail, a ''thousand eyes'', ''trapped forever!''.
:'''[[Abraham Simpson]]''': "People of Springfield, HEED THIS WARNING. Twisted tail, a ''thousand eyes'', ''TRAPPED FOREVER''.
 
 
 
 
:[Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises]
 
:[Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises]
 
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{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, do something!
:'''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]''': "Dad, do something!"
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{{qf|Homer}} [flipping through the [[Bible]]] But this book doesn't have any answers!
:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!"
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{{qf|Grampa}} Beware, ''beware''! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa! Believe me! ''Believe meeeeee!!''
:'''[[Abraham Simpson|Grampa Simpson]]''': "Beware, BEWARE! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, EEEEEPA!" Believe me! BELIEVE MEEEEEEE!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
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{{qf|Lisa}} Milhouse, you don't care about the environment.
:'''Homer''': "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!"
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Hey, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!
 
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{{qf|Nelson Muntz}} [threatening to beat up Milhouse] Say Global Warming is a myth!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} It's a myth, further study is needed!
 
 
:'''Lisa:''' "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."
 
:'''[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]]:''' "HEY, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!"
 
:'''[[Nelson Muntz]]:''' [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!"
 
:'''Milhouse:''' "IT'S A MYTH, further study is needed!"
 
 
 
 
:[Nelson punches Milhouse]
 
:[Nelson punches Milhouse]
 
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{{qf|Nelson Muntz}} That's for selling out your beliefs. [runs off]
:'''[[Nelson Muntz]]:''' "That's for selling out your beliefs." [runs off]
 
 
 
 
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:'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': "A thousand eyes... what could that be?"
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{{qf|Marge Simpson}} A thousand eyes... what could that be?
:'''[[Abraham Simpson]]''': "Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number..."
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{{qf|Abraham Simpson}} Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number...
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{{qf|Homer Simpson}} [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig.
:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."
 
 
 
 
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{{qf|Homer Simpson}} He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper.
:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper."
 
 
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:[''after Springfield has been sealed in a dome'']
 
:[''after Springfield has been sealed in a dome'']
:'''Homer''': D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHME!
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{{qf|Homer}} D'oooooooooohhhmmme!
 
 
 
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{{qf|Homer}} [looking at the angry mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
:'''Homer''': [looking at the anger mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
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{{qf|Mob}} [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
:'''Mob''': [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
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{{qf|Homer}} D'oh...
:'''Homer''': D'oh...
 
 
 
 
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{{qf|Lisa}} [to Colin] I'd never my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this ---
:'''Lisa''': [to Colin] I'd never my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this ---
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{{qf|Bart}} [singing] Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again!
:'''Bart''': [singing] Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again!
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{{qf|Lisa}} [punches Bart in the face] Perfect.
:'''Lisa''': [punches Bart in the face] Perfect.
 
 
 
 
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:'''Bart''': [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!
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{{qf|Bart}} [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!
:'''[[Russ Cargill|Cargill]]''': What treasure?!
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{{qf|Russ Cargill|Cargill}} What treasure?!
:'''Bart''': The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.
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{{qf|Bart}} The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.
:'''Cargill''': I'm a weiner?
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{{qf|Cargill}} I'm a weiner?
 
 
 
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:'''Homer''': Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
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{{qf|Homer}} Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
:'''Bart: '''How naked?
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{{qf|Bart}} '''How naked?'''
:'''Homer: '''Fourth base.
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{{qf|Homer}} '''Fourth base'''.
:'''Bart:''' But girls might see my doodle.
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{{qf|Bart}} But girls might see my doodle.
:'''Homer''': Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I'll say 'Good Morning, Chicken.' Then at your wedding, I'll sing (''also holding up the middle finger'') "Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (''sees Bart skating naked'') Bawk?
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I'll say 'Good Morning, Chicken.' Then at your wedding, I'll sing (''also holding up the middle finger'') Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (''sees Bart skating naked'') Bawk?
 
 
 
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:'''Homer:''' You can't kill [[Plopper|him]] if he's wearing people clothes!'''
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{{qf|Homer}} You can't kill [[Plopper|him]] if he's wearing people clothes!'''
  
 
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Ralph Wiggum: [after seeing Bart naked] I like men now!

Homer: (inside a movie theater) BORING!
Lisa: Dad, we can't see the movie
Homer: I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially YOU! [points to audience/viewer]

[The family is late for Church]
Marge: I hate being late.
Homer: I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed?
Marge: Homer, they can hear you inside!
Homer: Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God. [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
Homer: [as he walks down the aisle] How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!

[Grampa in church]
Abraham Simpson: People of Springfield, heed this warning! Twisted tail, a thousand eyes, trapped forever!.
[Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises]
Lisa: Dad, do something!
Homer: [flipping through the Bible] But this book doesn't have any answers!
Grampa: Beware, beware! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa! Believe me! Believe meeeeee!!

Lisa: Milhouse, you don't care about the environment.
Milhouse: Hey, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!
Nelson Muntz: [threatening to beat up Milhouse] Say Global Warming is a myth!
Milhouse: It's a myth, further study is needed!
[Nelson punches Milhouse]
Nelson Muntz: That's for selling out your beliefs. [runs off]

Marge Simpson: A thousand eyes... what could that be?
Abraham Simpson: Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number...

Homer Simpson: [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig.

Homer Simpson: He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper.

[after Springfield has been sealed in a dome]
Homer: D'oooooooooohhhmmme!

Homer: [looking at the angry mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
Mob: [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
Homer: D'oh...

Lisa: [to Colin] I'd never my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this ---
Bart: [singing] Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again!
Lisa: [punches Bart in the face] Perfect.

Bart: [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!
Russ Cargill: What treasure?!
Bart: The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.
Cargill: I'm a weiner?

Homer: Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
Bart: How naked?
Homer: Fourth base.
Bart: But girls might see my doodle.
Homer: Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I'll say 'Good Morning, Chicken.' Then at your wedding, I'll sing (also holding up the middle finger) Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (sees Bart skating naked) Bawk?

Homer: You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!