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Scat Brat is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in part of The Buck Stops Here content update. It requires the STEM Conference Hotel to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark Ah, Springfield. Prepare to be amazed by me, the savior of jazz. This is a boy who sounds incredible and looks dreamy. How could he be any more perfect? Pfft. You only like him because he's talented, brilliant, and has the hair of an angel. Don't forget his intoxicating English accent. He's unequivocally perfect! Task: "Make Brendan Dazzle With His Perfectness". The job takes place at the STEM Conference Hotel and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark Lisa, I wrote this song, kinda for you. But mostly for me. Because even I can't GET enough of my incredible jazz. Back off, you one-hit blunder. Lisa will never get with you. You're just a parody of that guy from the movie! Yeah, but that "guy" is one of Hollywood's leading superhunks. Haw-haw! But you don't have his voice! Yeah, I have the voice of one of the biggest pop stars around. You're right — you're a double threat! Now I think you know what you're up against. Task: "Make Brendan Play Difficult Jazz on Piano". The job takes place at the STEM Conference Hotel and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Brendan Contemplate His Existence". The job takes place at the STEM Conference Hotel and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark MY BREAKIN' HEART... Haw-haw! That's a discordant arrangement! I CAN TAKE THE 'B-' TRAIN... That's an obvious parody! KEEPS LISA ON MY MIND... Oh no, THAT'S musically effective...and ever-so-lovely. Task: "Make Brendan Get Everyone to Love Him". The job takes place at the STEM Conference Hotel and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark It comes to me in my dreams. I see a life where I go to a school for cute-but-sensitive prodigies. Where I meet my family and friends at the park. My first piano lesson begins, and the sounds of jazz intoxicate my eardrums. I'm hooked, and my talent takes me to irritating competitions and gets me ridiculous scholarships. And there is Lisa, by my side. Playing traditional jazz alongside me. She supports me all the way, and doesn't bother me with any pesky dreams of her own. Task: "Make Brendan Muse Pretentiously". The job takes place at the STEM Conference Hotel and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Brendan Beiderbecke's exclamation mark Oh, the life I could have had, if only I weren't just a little too good for you! You're talented, Brendan, but you'll never love anyone more than yourself. Haw-haw! Lisa just identified your character flaw! Get with the times, jazzwad. Lisa needs someone who puts her first. She's my top priority... after bullying nerds and teasing lamewads. Actually, I need to put MYSELF first. And wait for someone who's better than both of you. Haw—huh? You're sweet beneath the haw-haw, Nelson. But I need someone who'll treasure my heart, not bully it. Task: "Make Brendan and Nelson Be Amazed Lisa Rejected Them". The job takes place at the STEM Conference Hotel and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Prepare for STEM Conference". The job takes place at the STEM Conference Hotel and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20