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Sergeant Syntax

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: This Thanksgiving's Gone to the Birds! Requirement(s): myPad Required characters: Quinn Hopper, Milhouse Internal name(s): SergeantSyntax ID(s): 187009 - 187012

Sergeant Syntax is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the This Thanksgiving's Gone to the Birds! content update. It requires Quinn Hopper to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Quinn Hopper's exclamation mark Thousands of apps released everyday, each one more garbage than the last. Recyclr, Dumpstr, Trashbax.... Wait, these actually ARE garbage apps. These pencil pushers lack the guidance to create anything truly brilliant. Like, for instance... an app that lets you push... pencils? Grr, maybe I need some help direct from the source code. Task: "Make Quinn Hopper Consult CONRAD". The job takes place at CONRAD and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Quinn Hopper's exclamation mark I'm still not sure why we programmed an AI robot to have so many neuroses... But, CONRAD did give me a decent idea. Instead of creating apps, I should become a consultant and tell OTHER people how to create apps. Half the hours, twice the pay, all while doing none of the work while taking all of the credit. What a time to be alive! Task: "Make Quinn Hopper Insult Student's Code". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Quinn Hopper's exclamation mark Man yelling at all those kids' apps makes me need some JAVA. Now to give them all grades: C, C+, C++. Let's see what child I'm debugging next. You're on lice check duty too? Welcome aboard. Wait, zero students today? Outrage! Who am I supposed to insult? I mean constructively criticize. You there! Your glasses are DUMB! Oooooooohhhhh. Someone take me to the hospital, because I just got burned! No, seriously, I need help. Task: "Make Quinn Hopper Debate Tabs Versus Spaces". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Quinn Hopper's exclamation mark Finally, a new student. He has all the look of a nerd but I'm worried none of the brains. Not all nerds are smart! That's prejudicial. Some of us are just losers! Genius has come from more unusual places. Before Steve Jobs created Apple, he was just a trespasser on Reed's campus. Do you really think my app Bed Wettr could be the next big hit? Your app is called Bed Wettr. Do I even want to know what it does? It's an app that reminds you to get up out of bed and use the bathroom. Also you get points for any accidents during the day. Did your phone just beep? I just got 1000 soaked sheet points! Unrelated, do you have any extra culottes? Task: "Make Quinn Hopper Insult Everything Milhouse Has Ever Written". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20