| Sergeant Syntax
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Sergeant Syntax is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the This Thanksgiving's Gone to the Birds! content update. It requires Quinn Hopper to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Quinn Hopper's exclamation mark
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Thousands of apps released everyday, each one more garbage than the last. Recyclr, Dumpstr, Trashbax.... Wait, these actually ARE garbage apps.
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These pencil pushers lack the guidance to create anything truly brilliant. Like, for instance... an app that lets you push... pencils?
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Grr, maybe I need some help direct from the source code.
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| Task: "Make Quinn Hopper Consult CONRAD". The job takes place at CONRAD and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Quinn Hopper's exclamation mark
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I'm still not sure why we programmed an AI robot to have so many neuroses... But, CONRAD did give me a decent idea.
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Instead of creating apps, I should become a consultant and tell OTHER people how to create apps.
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Half the hours, twice the pay, all while doing none of the work while taking all of the credit. What a time to be alive!
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| Task: "Make Quinn Hopper Insult Student's Code". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Quinn Hopper's exclamation mark
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Man yelling at all those kids' apps makes me need some JAVA. Now to give them all grades: C, C+, C++.
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Let's see what child I'm debugging next.
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You're on lice check duty too? Welcome aboard.
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Wait, zero students today? Outrage! Who am I supposed to insult? I mean constructively criticize.
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You there! Your glasses are DUMB!
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Oooooooohhhhh. Someone take me to the hospital, because I just got burned! No, seriously, I need help.
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| Task: "Make Quinn Hopper Debate Tabs Versus Spaces". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Quinn Hopper's exclamation mark
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Finally, a new student. He has all the look of a nerd but I'm worried none of the brains.
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Not all nerds are smart! That's prejudicial. Some of us are just losers!
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Genius has come from more unusual places. Before Steve Jobs created Apple, he was just a trespasser on Reed's campus.
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Do you really think my app Bed Wettr could be the next big hit?
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Your app is called Bed Wettr. Do I even want to know what it does?
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It's an app that reminds you to get up out of bed and use the bathroom. Also you get points for any accidents during the day.
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Did your phone just beep?
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I just got 1000 soaked sheet points! Unrelated, do you have any extra culottes?
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| Task: "Make Quinn Hopper Insult Everything Milhouse Has Ever Written". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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