Difference between revisions of "Cool Intentions"

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Cool Intentions is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" episode tie-in content update. It requires Cool Lisa to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark Okay, I've got cool clothes, a slouchy walk and I've rehearsed a "cool kid" dialect. I will scientifically determine if a self-described "nerd" can be perceived as "cool" simply by emulating a cool kid. Task: "Make Cool Lisa Be Cool". The job takes 60 minutes. Hey, how's it going? Uh, you know... like, whatever. Right on! He responded with slang. I'm in! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark Amazing! Cool kids have actually come to my house to hang out. I'll finally get to see what "hanging out" is... Who knew all I had to do was act uninterested in everything to make kids interested in me! Task: "Make Cool Lisa Hang with Cool Kids". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Hey, Lisa. Whose room is this? It looks like some brainiac sax player who's really into medieval stuff. Oh, that's my dorky brother Bartholomew's room. Also, that stuff is from the Renaissance. Whatever, doesn't matter, I certainly don't think of them as two very distinct time periods. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark While no one is looking, I'll catch up on some studying just so my grades don't suffer. Oh, who am I kidding, I miss it. C'mere, books! Task: "Make Cool Lisa Sneak in Some Homework". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark ...and then Lisa rigged the weather balloon so when it floated up it said "Skinner has a big butt". She's so cool! What?! That was my prank! Lisa cannot be cool. There is only room for one cool kid in this family. Lisa! I challenge you to a skateboarding contest. Let's find out who the really cool kid really is ...really. Hah! Lisa's going to, like, destroy you. She once jumped Springfield Gorge on her skateboard, right Lisa? Something like that. But yeah, I, um, shred. Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse". Task: "Make Bart Skateboard". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Cool Lisa Attempt to Skateboard". The job takes 4 hours. Didn't even break a sweat. When you're cool, your body doesn't have to regulate its temperature through perspiration. *sigh* There goes my popularity. Well, it was fun while it lasted. Wait!! Before the race, I saw Bart drink a whole Squishee - Extreme Kiwi Flavor! Performance-enhancing beverages aren't cool, man. Only lame-wads "juice". Big deal! Everyone does it... Sorry, Lame-O, you're disqualified! Lisa wins! Woo hoo! Is it cool to rub things in your opponent's face? It's super cool! In your face, Bart! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark Hey Bart, how does it feel being a social outcast? Haha, good one Lisa! You got made fun of, by a girl! HA HA! In years to come, we'll all remember Lisa's epic dis! Actually, I was just asking as part of my research. Wow, these kids really eat up cruelty. But their praise is so addictive... Task: "Make Lisa Heckle Bart During Recess". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours. ... and that is why your farts smell like boogers! Another zinger. Kinda complicated, but a zinger nonetheless. Lisa, we've done a lot of mean things to each other over the years... but this is a new low. Hah! I think he's going to cry! *groan* I don't feel so cool right now. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark How could I do that to Bart. I, of all people, know how awful it feels to be excluded. Oh my God, I have gone from cool girl to mean girl! How did that happen? Er. Guys. You know what's REALLY cool? A T-Rex with a jetpack? Well, yes. But you know what's even cooler? Being nice to lame kids like my brother. I get it. We act like we think they're human too. Like we're not better than them! Exactly. Let's all hang out at Krusty Burger. If we all split a small order of fries we can hang out all day. Task: "Make Cool Lisa Hang Out at Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Bart Hang Out at Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 24 hours. Hey, Lis, thanks for inviting me to hang out with you. It really meant a lot. What? I can't hear you because cool kids don't get mushy in public. Whatever. Quest reward: 200 and 20