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Latest revision as of 18:40, September 19, 2024
| Springfield Cemetery's Finest Epitaphs
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Springfield Cemetery's Finest Epitaphs is a The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror story first printed in The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Fun-Filled Frightfest.
Description[edit]
Groundskeeper Willie shows the reader the gravestones of people of Springfield.
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Epitaph
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| Bart Simpson
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Here lies Bart Simpson whose father told him to go to his grave and stay there until he learned his lesson.
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| Jasper Jr.
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Jasper - "It's always sad when a father outlives his son. And by "sad" I mean "happy"".
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| Krusty T. Clown
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A little song, a little dance, the I.R.S. now owns my pants. Am I right?! Wait! Come Back! I got more!
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| Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
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We all knew he would be accidentally shot by one of his own men... just not all of them.
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| Lenny
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Here lies Lenny. 00001 days since a fatal injury.
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| Groundskeeper Willie
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Died with his boots on... though we still can't find his underwear.
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| Homer J. Simpson
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Father, husband, hemorrhoid sufferer. Ask not for whom the donut rolls. It rolls for thee.
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| Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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Thank you. I will come again!
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| Ol' Gil
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Plottery Barn Discount Tombstones
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| Edna Krabappel
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If the children are our future, thank god I'm dead!
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| Abraham Simpson
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Lemme guess! My-No good son was probably too cheap to pay for all the words on my
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| Mayor Quimby
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Born: May 3, 1945
Faked own death and ran to Mexico with floozy and state pension fund: June 8, 2004
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| Robert Terwilliger
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Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest.
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| Patty Bouvier and Selma Bouvier
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We will love you forever - now that you're dead.
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| C. Montgomery Burns
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Within lies the body of a peasant who died in place of Mr. Burns.
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