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{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}} Your blind date is here, your highness. | {{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}} Your blind date is here, your highness. | ||
| − | {{qf|[[King Momar Sharyar]]} She is? well, send her in! | + | {{qf|[[King Momar Sharyar]]}} She is? well, send her in! |
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hello. | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hello. | ||
{{qf|King Sharyar}} Aw nuts! they was supposed to blind ya! Sorry about my ugly royal mug. | {{qf|King Sharyar}} Aw nuts! they was supposed to blind ya! Sorry about my ugly royal mug. | ||
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{{qf|Apu Baba}} I do not believe such a magazine exists. | {{qf|Apu Baba}} I do not believe such a magazine exists. | ||
{{qf|Nelson}} Really? Okay, bye! | {{qf|Nelson}} Really? Okay, bye! | ||
| − | {{qf|Apu Baba}} Thank you, come | + | {{qf|Apu Baba}} Thank you, come ag—Hey! |
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{{qf|[[Jimbo]]}} Man, carrying all this stuff was easier when we had forty thieves. | {{qf|[[Jimbo]]}} Man, carrying all this stuff was easier when we had forty thieves. | ||
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{{qf|[[Martin]]}} Not yet, oh captain, my captain! | {{qf|[[Martin]]}} Not yet, oh captain, my captain! | ||
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| − | {{qf|[ | + | {{qf|[[Akira]]}} Excuse me! I am the chief chef to the emperor of [[Japan]]. He's grown bored with our food and is looking for a new taste sensation. What do you call this culinary creation of yours? |
{{qf|Sinbart}} Hmm... Raw fish with seaweed on rice? I call it a taco! | {{qf|Sinbart}} Hmm... Raw fish with seaweed on rice? I call it a taco! | ||
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Latest revision as of 08:26, April 26, 2024
- Clancy Wiggum: Your blind date is here, your highness.
- King Momar Sharyar: She is? well, send her in!
- Marge: Hello.
- King Sharyar: Aw nuts! they was supposed to blind ya! Sorry about my ugly royal mug.
- Marge: So what do you want to do on our date?
- King Sharyar: Dinner, a show, then I'll try to put the moves on you, you'll reject me, and I'll have you executed!
- Homer Genie: Look at me! I haven't had a thing to drink in a thousand years!
- Aladdin:Then you should have a drink!
- Homer Genie: Wish number one has been granted!
- Aladdin: Hey!
- Homer Genie: Genie rule number one! No take backs!
- Aladdin: I'm a widower! My wife was the only woman I'd ever want to see in a cage. Wait, forget I said that!
- Homer Genie: Wish number three granted! I'll forget this conversation!
- Aladdin: That's not fair. That was my last wish!
- Homer Genie: What's not fair? You've only used two wishes as far as I remember!
- Maude: Wait until my mother hears what you were up to while I was gone!
- Aladdin: Your mother? But she's dead!
- Maude: And I expect you to bring her back as well!
- Nelson: Um... excuse me, sit.
- Apu Baba: Yes?
- Nelson: Do you have the latest edition of Distraction Magazine?
- Apu Baba: I do not believe such a magazine exists.
- Nelson: Really? Okay, bye!
- Apu Baba: Thank you, come ag—Hey!
- Jimbo: Man, carrying all this stuff was easier when we had forty thieves.
- Nelson: Well, the other thirty-six wanted medical and dental, so we had to let them go!
- Jimbo: I recognize those sandal prints! It's Apu Baba, the shopkeeper!
- Dolph: You recognize sandal prints?
- Jimbo: I admire a good pair of shoes! So what?
- Apu Baba: What a mess! Sesame! Clean up on aisle one!
- Nelson: Sesame?
- Sesame: Sorry, boss, but he offered both medical and dental!
- Sinbart: You guys see any cash floating in the ocean?
- Milhouse: Nope!
- Martin: Not yet, oh captain, my captain!
- Akira: Excuse me! I am the chief chef to the emperor of Japan. He's grown bored with our food and is looking for a new taste sensation. What do you call this culinary creation of yours?
- Sinbart: Hmm... Raw fish with seaweed on rice? I call it a taco!
- Milhouse: So, Sinbart, does this island have riches?
- Sinbart: Well, there's good news, bad news, good news, bad news, and good news.
- Milhouse: What's the good news?
- Sinbart: The island is covered in giant diamonds!
- Milhouse: What's the bad news?
- Sinbart: It's guarded by giant snakes!
- Milhouse: And the good news?
- Sinbart: There are giant snake-eating bird!
- Milhouse: And the bad news?
- Sinbart: The birds eat people, too!
- Milhouse: And the good news?
- Sinbart: They filled up on Martin! Let's go!
- Wiggum: Don't be sad. You don't have to feel guilty!
- Marge: Oh, I don't. I came here to assassinate him for executing my sisters after their dates with him.
- Wiggum: Well, great plan killing him with your dull story!
- Marge: My plan was to wait until he was asleep, transform into an elephant, and stomp him to death.
