Difference between revisions of "Fangs for Nothing!/Quotes"

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Dr. Wolfe: I have to go immediately! Please tell my receptionist, Viky, to cancel all of today's appointments!

Bart: Will do, Doc!

Bart: Please take a seat!

Principal Skinner: Is that you, Doctor Wolfe? You sound different!

Bart: I... have a cold. So I'll be wearing a mask for our appointment!!

Principal Skinner: Ah! That light is very bright!

Bart: You know what isn't bright? Gorging on cotton candy!

Principal Skinner:[GASP!] How did you know?

Bart: Your teeth are a mess! They need to be capped!

Principal Skinner: R-really? Well, far be it for me to question authority. I suppose you know best!

Bart: Heh heh!

Bart: Oh hey, Mrs. K! I'm back from my dental appointment! Did I muss actually use later in life?

Edna Krabappel: Today, we were studying fractions... so, no.

Bart: She's just upset because of what happened to principal Skinner.

Sherri/Terri: What happened?

Sherri/Terri: Is he okay?

Bart: You don't know? I heard he was bitten by a bat on a vacation to Transylvania! That's why he took the morning off. To see if there was any hope for someone in his condition!

Sherri/Terri: What condition?

Bart: Well, I don't want to use the "v" word, but...

Principal Skinner: Good afternoon, children!

Sherri & Terri: [GASP!] Principal Skinner's a va-va-vampire!

Lou: Now, chief, you know this vampire scare can't be real, right?

Chief Wiggum: I'm a father first and a police chief second... maybe third depending how my bowling team is doing. If Ralphie's in trouble, I'll shoot first and think later!

Lou: So, basically, like you always do.

Chief Wiggum: Speed it up, will ya?! It's a school zone, not a slow zone!

Raphael: Actually, chief, the law says...

Bart: Bart, get the children to safety and save yourself! Tell mother I loved her!

Principal Skinner: Eeew! Tell her yourself!