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'''"Show & Tell"''' is a song by [[Bart Simpson]].
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'''"Show and Tell"''' is a song by [[Bart Simpson]].
  
 
== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
''Show and Tell! Show and Tell!''
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:Show and Tell! Show and Tell!
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:Objects on display.
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:Oh, how dull it is to see
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:your Grandpa's old toupee-ee!
  
''Objects on display.''
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:Show and Tell! Show and Tell!
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:Ashtrays made of clay.
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:A rusty crank from a broken bank
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:and a fat pet cat named Ray.
  
''Oh, how dull it is to see''
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:One day [[Nelson Muntz]]
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:brought in a bee hive
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:opened it to find
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:the bees were still alive! (Ow, ow, ow!)
  
''your Grandpa's old toupee-ee!''
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:Spoiled [[Martin Prince]]
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:showed off his Monet.
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:When it slipped and ripped in two
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:he cried and ran away!
  
 
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:Oh...
''Show and Tell! Show and Tell!''
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:Show and Tell! Show and Tell!
 
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:(etc., repeat ad nauseum)
''Ashtrays made of clay.''
 
 
 
''A rusty crank from a broken bank''
 
 
 
''and a fat pet cat named Ray.''
 
 
 
 
 
''One day [[Nelson Muntz]]''
 
 
 
''brought in a bee hive''
 
 
 
''opened it to find''
 
 
 
''the bees were still alive! (Ow, ow, ow!)''
 
 
 
 
 
''Spoiled [[Martin Prince]]''
 
 
 
''showed off his Monet.''
 
 
 
''When it slipped and ripped in two''
 
 
 
''he cried and ran away!''
 
 
 
 
 
''Oh...''
 
 
 
''Show and Tell''
 
 
 
(etc., repeat ad nauseam)
 
  
 
== Behind the Laughter ==
 
== Behind the Laughter ==
*The song is to the tune of "{{W|Jingle Bells}}".
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The song is to the tune of "{{W|Jingle Bells}}".
  
 
== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==
 
*{{bon|Mutant Melodies}}
 
*{{bon|Mutant Melodies}}
*{{bk|The Bart Book}}
 
  
[[Category:Songs]]
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[[Category:Parody songs]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Bart]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Bart]]
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[[Category:Songs from comics]]

Latest revision as of 16:57, July 18, 2020

"Show and Tell"
Song Information
Characters: Bart Simpson
Appearance(s): Mutant Melodies

"Show and Tell" is a song by Bart Simpson.

Lyrics[edit]

Show and Tell! Show and Tell!
Objects on display.
Oh, how dull it is to see
your Grandpa's old toupee-ee!
Show and Tell! Show and Tell!
Ashtrays made of clay.
A rusty crank from a broken bank
and a fat pet cat named Ray.
One day Nelson Muntz
brought in a bee hive
opened it to find
the bees were still alive! (Ow, ow, ow!)
Spoiled Martin Prince
showed off his Monet.
When it slipped and ripped in two
he cried and ran away!
Oh...
Show and Tell! Show and Tell!
(etc., repeat ad nauseum)

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is to the tune of "Jingle Bells".

Appearances[edit]