Show and Tell
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"Show and Tell" is a song by Bart Simpson.
Lyrics[edit]
- Show and Tell! Show and Tell!
- Objects on display.
- Oh, how dull it is to see
- your Grandpa's old toupee-ee!
- Show and Tell! Show and Tell!
- Ashtrays made of clay.
- A rusty crank from a broken bank
- and a fat pet cat named Ray.
- One day Nelson Muntz
- brought in a bee hive
- opened it to find
- the bees were still alive! (Ow, ow, ow!)
- Spoiled Martin Prince
- showed off his Monet.
- When it slipped and ripped in two
- he cried and ran away!
- Oh...
- Show and Tell! Show and Tell!
- (etc., repeat ad nauseum)
Behind the Laughter[edit]
The song is to the tune of "Jingle Bells".
