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|name = "The Gay Song" | |name = "The Gay Song" | ||
| − | |image = | + | |image = [[File:The Gay Song.png|250px]] |
| − | |singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[ | + | |singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]] |
| − | |characters = [[Homer Simpson]]<br>[[ | + | |characters = [[Homer Simpson]]<br>[[Moe Szyslak]] |
| − | |length = | + | |length = 0:47 |
| − | |writer = ''' | + | |writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]] and [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Dan Castellaneta]] |
|album = | |album = | ||
|appearance = "[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]" | |appearance = "[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]" | ||
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== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
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:While turning gay the other day, | :While turning gay the other day, | ||
:A thought occurred to me. | :A thought occurred to me. | ||
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:From here to "Timbuk-tee". | :From here to "Timbuk-tee". | ||
| − | :Oh, there's so many men around the world | + | :Oh, there's so many men around the world, |
:Of every shape and size. | :Of every shape and size. | ||
| − | :I want to nibble on Jamaican jerks | + | :I want to nibble on Jamaican jerks, |
:And teriyaki thighs. | :And teriyaki thighs. | ||
| − | :I want to French-kiss a Frenchman | + | :I want to French-kiss a Frenchman, |
:And spoon an English duke. | :And spoon an English duke. | ||
| − | :'Cause frankly, dear | + | :'Cause frankly, dear, |
| − | :To not be queer | + | :To not be queer, |
:Just makes me want to puke. | :Just makes me want to puke. | ||
| − | :So find yourself a man | + | :So find yourself a man, |
:Who'll want you in the sack. | :Who'll want you in the sack. | ||
:I recommend our dear old friend... | :I recommend our dear old friend... | ||
:Bartender Moe Szyslak! | :Bartender Moe Szyslak! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Moe:''' |
:Letters don't lie! | :Letters don't lie! | ||
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== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Gay Song, The}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Gay Song, The}} | ||
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[[Category:Songs by Homer]] | [[Category:Songs by Homer]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Moe]] | [[Category:Songs by Moe]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]] | [[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]] | [[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]] | ||
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"The Gay Song"
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Song Information
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"The Gay Song" is a song sung by Homer and Moe.
Lyrics[edit]
- Homer:
- While turning gay the other day,
- A thought occurred to me.
- I'd like to try most every guy
- From here to "Timbuk-tee".
- Oh, there's so many men around the world,
- Of every shape and size.
- I want to nibble on Jamaican jerks,
- And teriyaki thighs.
- I want to French-kiss a Frenchman,
- And spoon an English duke.
- 'Cause frankly, dear,
- To not be queer,
- Just makes me want to puke.
- So find yourself a man,
- Who'll want you in the sack.
- I recommend our dear old friend...
- Bartender Moe Szyslak!
- Moe:
- Letters don't lie!
Appearances[edit]
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XX" (There's No Business Like Moe Business)
