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:'''[[Smithers]]:''' That's not a connection, that's the actual Internet! [[Mr. Burns]] bought it for a tousand dollars from a drunk [[Al Gore]] in the seventies. Mr. Burns never really understood how it works. He wanted to shut it down, bu I begged him not to. My [[Malibu Stacy]] fan page and blog are on there. | :'''[[Smithers]]:''' That's not a connection, that's the actual Internet! [[Mr. Burns]] bought it for a tousand dollars from a drunk [[Al Gore]] in the seventies. Mr. Burns never really understood how it works. He wanted to shut it down, bu I begged him not to. My [[Malibu Stacy]] fan page and blog are on there. | ||
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| − | :'''[[Sea Captain]]:''' No! I need me map of the sea! The crew all giggle when | + | :'''[[Sea Captain]]:''' No! I need me map of the sea! The crew all giggle when I pull out my sextant! |
| − | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' No! I was just about to finish my | + | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' No! I was just about to finish my thirty-page newsgroup post about why [[Batman]] is better than [[Spider-Man]]! |
| − | :'''[[Gil]]:''' Aw no! Ol' Gil was seconds away from winning that poker game! All | + | :'''[[Gil]]:''' Aw no! Ol' Gil was seconds away from winning that poker game! All I need was three more aces! |
| − | :'''[[Nelson]]:''' Aw no! I was | + | :'''[[Nelson]]:''' Aw no! I was halfway through learning how to use diet soda and mints to ruin a wedding! |
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh no! I was halfway through my legal download of the new [[Candy Sulpher]] saxophone album. | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh no! I was halfway through my legal download of the new [[Candy Sulpher]] saxophone album. | ||
:'''[[Patty]]:''' No! Our streaming [[MacGyver]] video. | :'''[[Patty]]:''' No! Our streaming [[MacGyver]] video. | ||
Revision as of 15:33, March 24, 2020
- Homer: Why's your Internet connection so huge?
- Smithers: That's not a connection, that's the actual Internet! Mr. Burns bought it for a tousand dollars from a drunk Al Gore in the seventies. Mr. Burns never really understood how it works. He wanted to shut it down, bu I begged him not to. My Malibu Stacy fan page and blog are on there.
- Sea Captain: No! I need me map of the sea! The crew all giggle when I pull out my sextant!
- Comic Book Guy: No! I was just about to finish my thirty-page newsgroup post about why Batman is better than Spider-Man!
- Gil: Aw no! Ol' Gil was seconds away from winning that poker game! All I need was three more aces!
- Nelson: Aw no! I was halfway through learning how to use diet soda and mints to ruin a wedding!
- Lisa: Oh no! I was halfway through my legal download of the new Candy Sulpher saxophone album.
- Patty: No! Our streaming MacGyver video.
- Lisa: Hello?
- Sherri/Terri: Are you the Internet now?
- Lisa: I guess so.
- Sherri/Terri: We have to research a history assignment. What are we supposed to do now?
- Lisa: Have you tried the library?
- Sherri/Terri: The what?
- Milhouse: What's up?
- Lisa: We noticed Grampa never stays on the same topic for more than a sentance or two. So he's taking the place of social networking sites.
- Lisa: Don't you see? The Internet is fine in small doses. But you can't life it distract you from real life.
