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:'''[[Moe]]:''' Last call, gents! Before hittin' the road, who wants a nice juicy burger with his [[Duff]]? | :'''[[Moe]]:''' Last call, gents! Before hittin' the road, who wants a nice juicy burger with his [[Duff]]? |
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- Moe: Last call, gents! Before hittin' the road, who wants a nice juicy burger with his Duff?
- Homer: Your hamburgers taste like shoe leather, Moe!
- Barney: They're worse than Krustyburgers! And nobody eats them! [burps]
- Moe: I'm an ace when it comes to drivin' icy roads!
- [Two minutes later...]
- [The car is sliding around on the ice]
- Homer: AAAAIIIEEEEE!
- Moe: YAAARRRRGH!
- [Homer sneaks back home. Marge turns on the light.]
- Marge: Homie! It's three in the morning! Where have you been?
- Homer: Moeandifoundaplanefilledwithsecretsaucethatmakesburgerstastesogoodthatohmygawdiwantanotheronerightnow! And I already ate twelve!
- [The mafia are dumping the toxic sauce into the river.]
- Person: It sure can't do any harm at the bottom of the drink!
- [A fourth eye pops out of Blinky.]