Difference between revisions of "The Rise and Fall of D'oh!/Quotes"
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| − | :'''[[Martin]]:''' Bart Simpson has created a homemade humor magazine making fun of the school stuff! I assume, as usual, my tattling counts for extra credit! | + | :'''[[Martin]]:''' [[Bart Simpson]] has created a homemade humor magazine making fun of the school stuff! I assume, as usual, my tattling counts for extra credit! |
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Of course! | :'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Of course! | ||
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| − | :'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' Krusty! That actor you planted as an undercover kid at Springfield Elementary just called in! | + | :'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' Krusty! That actor you planted as an undercover kid at [[Springfield Elementary]] just called in! |
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' This chould be important. Cancel my A.A. meeting, my N.A. meeting, and my hey-hey meeting! | :'''[[Krusty]]:''' This chould be important. Cancel my A.A. meeting, my N.A. meeting, and my hey-hey meeting! | ||
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' You want me to be on the cover of your magazine? | :'''[[Homer]]:''' You want me to be on the cover of your magazine? | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Krusty:''' Yep, every month! You've got that perfect, stupid, everyman look! |
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' I forgot to ask how much I get paid! | :'''[[Bart]]:''' I forgot to ask how much I get paid! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Krusty:''' That's okay. I fotgot to pay you! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' So when are you going to bring in som other writers? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Krusty:''' A quarter past never! Now get back to work! You've got three more movie sets to visit and dozens more pages to write! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' [SIGH!] |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' D'oh! |
:'''[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]:''' Excuse me, the Krusty Corporation has copyrighted the word "D'oh" for their magazine. Every time you use it, you owe Krusty one hundred dollars! | :'''[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]:''' Excuse me, the Krusty Corporation has copyrighted the word "D'oh" for their magazine. Every time you use it, you owe Krusty one hundred dollars! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' [SIGH] Fine. This day couldn't get any worse. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Blue-Haired Lawyer:''' The hundred dollars must be paid immediately! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' D'oh! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Blue-Haired Lawyer:''' Now you owe two hundred! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Eep! |
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Revision as of 09:45, June 22, 2017
- Martin: Bart Simpson has created a homemade humor magazine making fun of the school stuff! I assume, as usual, my tattling counts for extra credit!
- Seymour Skinner: Of course!
- Squeaky-voiced teen: Krusty! That actor you planted as an undercover kid at Springfield Elementary just called in!
- Krusty: This chould be important. Cancel my A.A. meeting, my N.A. meeting, and my hey-hey meeting!
- Homer: You want me to be on the cover of your magazine?
- Krusty: Yep, every month! You've got that perfect, stupid, everyman look!
- Bart: I forgot to ask how much I get paid!
- Krusty: That's okay. I fotgot to pay you!
- Bart: So when are you going to bring in som other writers?
- Krusty: A quarter past never! Now get back to work! You've got three more movie sets to visit and dozens more pages to write!
- Bart: [SIGH!]
- Homer: D'oh!
- Blue-Haired Lawyer: Excuse me, the Krusty Corporation has copyrighted the word "D'oh" for their magazine. Every time you use it, you owe Krusty one hundred dollars!
- Homer: [SIGH] Fine. This day couldn't get any worse.
- Blue-Haired Lawyer: The hundred dollars must be paid immediately!
- Homer: D'oh!
- Blue-Haired Lawyer: Now you owe two hundred!
- Homer: Eep!
