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Lisa: Citizens of Springfield, I give you my free lending library! These are all the books on the school's summer reading list. I've read them already, so I thought I'd share!
Ralph: Hooray! It's a house for little people!
Lisa: No, Ralph, it's a library.
Ralph: Hi, Mr. Books! I'm Ralph!

Lisa: Well, I can't say I didn't see that coming, but Isn't anyone actuallt reading a book?!

Lisa: Mom! No one is using my books as I intended!
Marge: I don't know, Lisa. These seem pretty useful to me!
Lisa: [GASP!]

Lisa: Then this hasn't all been for nothing! You actually read a book!
Ralph: I did?
Lisa: Maybe this library is doing some good after all! Thanks, ralph!

Milhouse: Hi, Lis! I'm looking for a slightly denser read. How about these?
Lisa: Old Yeller and Huck Finn! Good choices, Milhouse!
Milhouse: Thanks! I love the classics! Now old yeller will make me a taller feller!
Lisa: Grrrr...!