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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Can we take hem instead? those books? | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Can we take hem instead? those books? | ||
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Is that a real saying? | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Is that a real saying? | ||
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Deal. | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Deal. | ||
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Revision as of 11:24, July 1, 2016
- Lisa: Wait! Where are you taking those books?
- Raphael: I'm thorin' them on the tire fire, why?
- Lisa: Can we take hem instead? those books?
- Raphael: Sure, no skin off my onion!
- Lisa: Is that a real saying?
- Raphael: I'm trying to make it one. You can have the books if you spread it around the schoolyard.
- Lisa: Deal.
- Grampa: The complete works of Oscar Wilde! Now there was a writer!
- Homer: Wait, the person who wrote those stories was a fat guy like me? I thought all authors were skinny nerdy dudes like Stephen King and J.K. Rowling! Lemme hear some of those stories!
- Grampa: Sure! It'll be like when I read to you when you were a boy!
- Homer: You never read to me!
- Grampa: Maybe I read to the dog. Look, do you want a story or don't ya?
- Homer: Yes, sir.
- Bart: Aw man! I hate picture day!
- Gil: You're gonna love your picture! I just got this new camera from a gypsy market. It's either blessed or cursed. I don't remember which! Here's a copy for you!
- Bart: I hate how I look in pictures.
- Sideshow Bomb: Pardon me, I'm next!
- Krusty: Oh hey, Sideshow Bomb! What kind of explosion are you planning?
- Sideshow Bomb: One that kills that spiky-haired boy in the front row!
- Krusty: Okay, just don't do any politically stuff, that's my angle!
