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Wilde at Heart!/Quotes

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Lisa: Wait! Where are you taking those books?
Raphael: I'm throwin' them on the tire fire, why?
Lisa: Can we take them instead? those books?
Raphael: Sure, no skin off my onion!
Lisa: Is that a real saying?
Raphael: I'm trying to make it one. You can have the books if you spread it around the schoolyard.
Lisa: Deal.

Grampa: The complete works of Oscar Wilde! Now there was a writer!
Homer: Wait, the person who wrote those stories was a fat guy like me? I thought all authors were skinny nerdy dudes like Stephen King and J.K. Rowling! Lemme hear some of those stories!
Grampa: Sure! It'll be like when I read to you when you were a boy!
Homer: You never read to me!
Grampa: Maybe I read to the dog. Look, do you want a story or don't ya?
Homer: Yes, sir.

Bart: Aw man! I hate picture day!
Gil Gunderson: You're gonna love your picture! I just got this new camera from a gypsy market. It's either blessed or cursed. I don't remember which! Here's a copy for you!
Bart: I hate how I look in pictures.

Sideshow Bomb: Pardon me, I'm next!
Krusty the Clown: Oh hey, Sideshow Bomb! What kind of explosion are you planning?
Sideshow Bomb: One that kills that spiky-haired boy in the front row!
Krusty: Okay, just don't do any politically stuff, that's my angle!

Lisa: Hey, Grampa! I got you a copy of the complete works of Agatha Christie! I don't suppose you'd like to read me a story or two?
Grampa: Hot diggity! I'd love to!