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'''Jack Lassen''' is a former school teacher and current prison guard at the [[Springfield Penitentiary]].
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'''''The Itchy & Scratchy Movie''''' is an animated film-within-a-show based on the cartoon ''[[The Itchy & Scratchy Show]]''. The film features skits of [[Itchy]] killing [[Scratchy]] that can't be shown on TV.
  
According to Lassen's [[Wiccapedia]] article, he was born in [[Maine]] to Julius and Marion Lassen. His ancestors moved from Maine during the Civil War in the 1860s. His parents also named him after [[John F. Kennedy|Jack Kennedy]], who they mistook for his brother [[Bobby Kennedy|Bobby]].
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The movie was at the cinemas for eight months and won nine [[Academy Awards ceremony|Academy Awards]]. [[Bart Simpson]] was the only person in [[Springfield]] who did not get to see the film during its original run due to the [[Springfield Prison]] break being blamed on him, which had actually been caused by Maggie Simpson while Bart was babysitting her. Ignoring Marge and Lisa, who both thought that Bart had had enough punishment, Homer instructed the ticket clerk to not sell tickets to Bart, meaning he couldn't see the film. This led the entire town to become angry and disrespect Homer. Bart finally saw it in 2032 after becoming Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
  
Lassen became a teacher at [[Springfield Elementary]] after his name was selected at random by [[Gary Chalmers]] at the annual Dance of the Lemons. He was later sent to [[Principal Skinner]]'s office by [[Myra]] who told him he could not smoke before he ate the cigarette and burned the match on his eye. Skinner spoke to Lassen about his prior school experience, including at [[Shelbyville]] Prep. After Skinner mentioned Lassen entering the public school system, Lassen said that how he got this scar before cutting a large gash into his face with a pocket knife. Skinner ended the evaluation of Lassen when he discovered he was left-handed. Soon after, Lassen entered the fourth grade classroom and wrote his name on the blackboard.
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In the promotional trailer for "The Itchy and Scratchy Movie" (Movie plot, see below) Itchy shaves Scratchy fur off, scribbles his face with a marker and blows his brain out. Also shown some "scenes" from the movie: Itchy has Scratchy tied to a log on a conveyor belt, moving toward a circular saw; and Itchy dress up some dynamite as a "female cat", who Scratchy falls in love with. at the bar. Then scratchy bows up an dies.
  
[[Nelson]] made fun of Lassen's name which infuriated him. Lassen also poked fun at Nelson even mentioning his [[Mrs. Muntz|mother]], which led Nelson to cry. As this happened [[Milhouse]] researched Lassen on [[Wiccapedia]], telling [[Bart]] that he served two tours in middle school and also to abort his planned prank on Lassen...
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Only a short scene that runs very fast is shown: Scratchy is tied to a train track. Itchy tries to get into a train to over Scratchy, but must get a degree to ride first. The result?...
  
 
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The Itchy and Scratchy Movie.png

The Itchy & Scratchy Movie is an animated film-within-a-show based on the cartoon The Itchy & Scratchy Show. The film features skits of Itchy killing Scratchy that can't be shown on TV.

The movie was at the cinemas for eight months and won nine Academy Awards. Bart Simpson was the only person in Springfield who did not get to see the film during its original run due to the Springfield Prison break being blamed on him, which had actually been caused by Maggie Simpson while Bart was babysitting her. Ignoring Marge and Lisa, who both thought that Bart had had enough punishment, Homer instructed the ticket clerk to not sell tickets to Bart, meaning he couldn't see the film. This led the entire town to become angry and disrespect Homer. Bart finally saw it in 2032 after becoming Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

In the promotional trailer for "The Itchy and Scratchy Movie" (Movie plot, see below) Itchy shaves Scratchy fur off, scribbles his face with a marker and blows his brain out. Also shown some "scenes" from the movie: Itchy has Scratchy tied to a log on a conveyor belt, moving toward a circular saw; and Itchy dress up some dynamite as a "female cat", who Scratchy falls in love with. at the bar. Then scratchy bows up an dies.

Only a short scene that runs very fast is shown: Scratchy is tied to a train track. Itchy tries to get into a train to over Scratchy, but must get a degree to ride first. The result?...

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