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Revision as of 18:07, April 13, 2013
- Homer: Why's your Internet connection so huge?
- Smithers: That's not a connection, that's the actual Internet! Mr. Burns bought it for a tousand dollars from a drunk Al Gore in the seventies. Mr. Burns never really understood how it works. He wanted to shut it down, bu I begged him not to. My Malibu Stacy fan page and blog are on there.
- Sea Captain: No! I need me map of the sea! The crew all giggle when i pull out my sextant!
- Comic Book Guy: No! I was just about to finish my thiry-page newsgroup post about why Batman is better than Spider-Man!
- Gil: Aw no! Ol' Gil was seconds away from winning that poker game! All i need was three more aces!
- Nelson: Aw no! I was halway through learning how to use dieat soda and mints to ruin a wedding!
- Lisa: Oh no! I was halfway through my legal download of the new Candy Sulpher saxophone album.
- Patty: No! Our streaming MacGyver video.
- Lisa: Hello?
- Sherri/Terri: Are you the Internet now?
- Lisa: I guess so.
- Sherri/Terri: We have to research a history assignment. What are we supposed to do now?
- Lisa: Have you tried the library?
- Sherri/Terri: The what?
- Milhouse: What's up?
- Lisa: We noticed Grampa never stays on the same topic for more than a sentance or two. So he's taking the place of social networking sites.
- Lisa: Don't you see? The Internet is fine in small doses. But you can't life it distract you from real life.
