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'''[[Homer]]''': I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter!
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(''After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president'')
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:''[After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president]''
  
'''[[Principal Dondelinger]]''': (''to [[Carl]] and [[Lenny]]'') You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.
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:'''[[Principal Dondelinger]]:''' ''[to [[Carl]] and [[Lenny]]'' You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.
  
'''[[Lenny]]''': Only if you do us a favour.
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:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Only if you do us a favour.
  
Principal: What is it?
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:'''Dondelinger:''' What is it?
  
'''[[Carl]]''': Our parents want us to go to this place called "college".
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:'''[[Carl]]:''' Our parents want us to go to this place called "college".
  
'''Lenny''': Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.
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:'''Lenny:''' Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.
  
'''Principal''': (''sighs'') Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!
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:'''Dondelinger:''' ''[sighs]'' Fine, but if you mess up, it's [[Ohio]] College for both of you!
  
'''Carl and Lenny''': AARRGHH!
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:'''Carl and Lenny:''' AARRGHH!
  
 
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(''After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce'')
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:''[After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce]''
  
'''Homer''': Please help me!How can I have that life back!
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:'''Homer:''' Please help me! How can I have that life back?!
  
'''Chef''': Ask the garlic bread...
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:'''Chef:''' Ask the garlic bread...
  
'''Homer''': (''picks up the bread'') Oh garlic bread, please guide me!
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:'''Homer:''' ''[picks up the bread]'' Oh garlic bread, please guide me!
  
'''Chef''': HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!
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:'''Chef:''' HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!
  
 
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(''After Homer leaves the italian resturant'')
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''[After Homer leaves the [[Italy|Italian]] resturant]''
  
'''Homer''': Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has
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:'''Homer:''' Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has.
  
'''[[Marge]]''': Homer close your eyes...
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer close your eyes...
  
(''The family lead Homer to the springfield wall of fame'')
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:''[The family lead Homer to the Springfield Wall of Fame]''
  
'''[[Marge]]''': Now open!
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:'''Marge:''' Now open!
  
(''Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him'')
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:''[Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him]''
  
'''Homer''': Woohoo! wait... how did I get on the wall of fame?
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:'''Homer:''' Woohoo! Wait... how did I get on the wall of fame?
  
'''[[Bart]]''': Hey, plaques come and plaques go.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, plaques come and plaques go.
  
(''The camera pans out to reveal [[Principal Skinner]]'s plaque in the garbage can'')
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Revision as of 10:20, April 15, 2012


Season 20 Episode Quotes
429 "Lisa the Drama Queen"
430
"Take My Life, Please"
"How the Test Was Won" 431


Homer: I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter!

[After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president]
Principal Dondelinger: [to Carl and Lenny You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.
Lenny: Only if you do us a favour.
Dondelinger: What is it?
Carl: Our parents want us to go to this place called "college".
Lenny: Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.
Dondelinger: [sighs] Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!
Carl and Lenny: AARRGHH!

[After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce]
Homer: Please help me! How can I have that life back?!
Chef: Ask the garlic bread...
Homer: [picks up the bread] Oh garlic bread, please guide me!
Chef: HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!

[After Homer leaves the Italian resturant]

Homer: Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has.
Marge: Homer close your eyes...
[The family lead Homer to the Springfield Wall of Fame]
Marge: Now open!
[Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him]
Homer: Woohoo! Wait... how did I get on the wall of fame?
Bart: Hey, plaques come and plaques go.
[The camera pans out to reveal Principal Skinner's plaque in the garbage can]

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