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− | :''["Blinky" has hit the news; causing the Mr. Burns and the SNPP to be firmly in the public eye. Simpson family commenting about it]'' | + | :''["[[Blinky]]" has hit the news; causing the Mr. Burns and the SNPP to be firmly in the public eye. Simpson family commenting about it]'' |
− | :'''Marge:''' I am happy good old Mary Bailey is cracking down on Burns' polluting! | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' I am happy good old Mary Bailey is cracking down on Burns' polluting! |
− | :'''Homer:''' Bah! If I was governor, I would be focused on more important issues. | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Bah! If I was governor, I would be focused on more important issues. |
− | :'''Lisa:''' Such as? | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Such as? |
− | :'''Homer:''' For one, I would make sure Washington's birthday and Lincoln's birthday were once again separate pay holidays! President's Day! Foof! I work my butt off and what break do I get? | + | :'''Homer:''' For one, I would make sure [[George Washington|Washington]]'s birthday and [[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]]'s birthday were once again separate pay holidays! President's Day! Foof! I work my butt off and what break do I get? |
:'''Marge:''' Homer, should you not get going or you will be late? | :'''Marge:''' Homer, should you not get going or you will be late? | ||
:'''Homer:''' Someone will cover for me. | :'''Homer:''' Someone will cover for me. | ||
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− | :'''Montgomery Burns:''' Working late, eh, Simpson? You and I are a dying breed. Come on, I will give you a ride home. | + | :'''[[Montgomery Burns]]:''' Working late, eh, Simpson? You and I are a dying breed. Come on, I will give you a ride home. |
:''Homer boards Burns' luxury car'' | :''Homer boards Burns' luxury car'' | ||
− | :'''Homer''' ''[impressed whistle'' | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[impressed whistle]'' Cushy! |
:'''Mr. Burns:''' Simpson, can I share a secret with you? They are trying to shut us down! They think we are polluting the planet. | :'''Mr. Burns:''' Simpson, can I share a secret with you? They are trying to shut us down! They think we are polluting the planet. | ||
:'''Homer:''' Nobody's perfect! | :'''Homer:''' Nobody's perfect! | ||
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:'''Homer:''' You know, I was just saying to my wife if I were governor.... | :'''Homer:''' You know, I was just saying to my wife if I were governor.... | ||
:'''Mr. Burns:''' Unseat Governor Bailey? If I did that I could pass laws that could keep our plant open! But that would cost more than any honest man could afford! Who could afford such a campaign? | :'''Mr. Burns:''' Unseat Governor Bailey? If I did that I could pass laws that could keep our plant open! But that would cost more than any honest man could afford! Who could afford such a campaign? | ||
− | :'''Homer:''' "ou could sir! | + | :'''Homer:''' "ou could sir! ''[nervously']' Uh, I mean that you are an honest man, just that you have so much you could run for governor! Uh, where are we going sir? |
:'''Mr. Burns:''' Towards our destiny. We have an election to win! | :'''Mr. Burns:''' Towards our destiny. We have an election to win! | ||
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− | :'''Mr. Burns:''' Hello. Many questions have been asked about our friend the three-eyed fish. So to clarify the matter I have asked an actor playing Charles Darwin! Hello Charles. | + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' Hello. Many questions have been asked about our friend the three-eyed fish. So to clarify the matter I have asked an actor playing [[Charles Darwin]]! Hello Charles. |
:'''Charles Darwin Actor:''' Hello Monty! | :'''Charles Darwin Actor:''' Hello Monty! | ||
:'''Mr. Burns:''' Would you please explain the theory for this three-eyed fish? | :'''Mr. Burns:''' Would you please explain the theory for this three-eyed fish? |
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- ["Blinky" has hit the news; causing the Mr. Burns and the SNPP to be firmly in the public eye. Simpson family commenting about it]
- Marge: I am happy good old Mary Bailey is cracking down on Burns' polluting!
- Homer: Bah! If I was governor, I would be focused on more important issues.
- Lisa: Such as?
- Homer: For one, I would make sure Washington's birthday and Lincoln's birthday were once again separate pay holidays! President's Day! Foof! I work my butt off and what break do I get?
- Marge: Homer, should you not get going or you will be late?
- Homer: Someone will cover for me.
- Montgomery Burns: Working late, eh, Simpson? You and I are a dying breed. Come on, I will give you a ride home.
- Homer boards Burns' luxury car
- Homer: [impressed whistle] Cushy!
- Mr. Burns: Simpson, can I share a secret with you? They are trying to shut us down! They think we are polluting the planet.
- Homer: Nobody's perfect!
- Mr. Burns: What are we going to do?
- Homer: You know, I was just saying to my wife if I were governor....
- Mr. Burns: Unseat Governor Bailey? If I did that I could pass laws that could keep our plant open! But that would cost more than any honest man could afford! Who could afford such a campaign?
- Homer: "ou could sir! [nervously']' Uh, I mean that you are an honest man, just that you have so much you could run for governor! Uh, where are we going sir?
- Mr. Burns: Towards our destiny. We have an election to win!
- Mr. Burns: Hello. Many questions have been asked about our friend the three-eyed fish. So to clarify the matter I have asked an actor playing Charles Darwin! Hello Charles.
- Charles Darwin Actor: Hello Monty!
- Mr. Burns: Would you please explain the theory for this three-eyed fish?
- Charles Darwin Actor: Oh certainly! Every now and then Mother Nature experiments with her creatures, giving them longer legs, sharper claws, or in this case, a third eye. If she finds the changes favorable the creatures will multiply and a new race of superfish will be created. I would not mind having a third eye, would you Monty?
- Mr. Burns: Oh no, of course not.