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| + | :''[After appearing in a recruitment film for [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]], [[Homer]] decides to join the Screen Actors' Guild. He needs his middle name for the S.A.G. form, but only knows his middle '''initial'''.]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Homer]]''': "Hey, Dad, what does the 'J' stand for?" | ||
| + | :'''[[Grampa]]''': "How should I know? It was your mother's job to name you, and love you and such. I was mainly in it for the spanking," | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "But I can't ask Mom; she's on the run from the law!" | ||
| + | :'''Grampa''': "Serves her right for being a 60s radical! ''[fondly remembering]'' Though she was a demon in the sack!" | ||
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| + | :''[The family tries to help [[Homer]] with the form.]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Bart]]''': "Why not just make up a middle name?" | ||
| + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': "You might as well. You already made up a phony film credit." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "No! Homer Simpson never lies twice on the same form. He never has and he never will." | ||
| + | :'''[[Marge]]''': "You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Yes, but they were all part of a single ball of lies." | ||
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| + | :''[In search of [[Homer]]'s middle name, he and [[Grampa]] visit [[Groovy Grove Natural Farms]], the commune where Homer's mom [[Mona Simpson|Mona]] went after leaving Abe. They meet [[Seth]] and [[Munchie]], middle-aged hippies who now run a juice business at the farm. They remember Mona.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Seth''': "You know, Homer, your mom was a pretty groovy chick." | ||
| + | :'''Munchie''': "And a demon in the sack!" ''[They both chuckle.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Grampa''': "Oh, you heard about that, eh?" ''[He laughs.]'' | ||
| + | :''[Seth and Munchie go silent for a moment, glance at each other, and then laugh along with Grampa.]'' | ||
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| + | :''[Having embraced the hippie liefstyle, [[Homer]] tries to get [[Marge]] to go along with him.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Marge, you've got too many hang-ups. Like, the whole shaving trip. Come on, I want to see those legs all furry and gross!" | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': "That ain't gonna happen, bub." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Well, at least lose the bra. Free the Springfield Two, Marge! Free the Springfield Two!" | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': ''[grumbles]'' "I think you've had too much strawberry wine." | ||
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| + | :''[At Groovy Grove, [[Homer]] tries to get [[Seth]] and [[Munchie]] to go along with him to freak people out.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Seth''': "Yeah, an old-time freak-out sounds tempting, Homer, but ''[sighing]'' we've got a big order to fill." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Fine. I guess the juice business is more important than the ideals our hippie forefathers refused to go to war and die for." | ||
| + | :'''Munchie''': "I suppose we could duck out for a couple of hours." | ||
| + | :'''Seth''': "Hey, we'll call it a business trip and write off the mileage!" | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Now your freak flag's flyin'! Let the freak-out begin!" | ||
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| + | :''[After his Frisbee ruins a whole batch of juice, [[Homer]] resolves to make things right by re-making the batch at night while [[Seth]] and [[Munchie]] sleep. Homer greets them first thing the next morning.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': ''[to Munchie]'' "Good morning, starshine! ''[to Seth]'' Seth." | ||
| + | :''[Seth and Munchie notice the empty field and gasp.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Munchie''': "What's going on?" | ||
| + | :'''Seth''': "What happened to our crops?" | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "I picked 'em, juiced 'em, and delivered 'em to every store in town. Your business is saved!" | ||
| + | :'''Munchie''': "But there weren't enough vegetables left to fill that order!" | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "That's what I thought at first. But then I found the other garden behind the barn! The one with the camouflage netting." | ||
| + | :'''Munchie''': "Uh-oh." | ||
| + | :'''Seth''': "Homer ... those were our '''personal''' vegetables." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Well, now the whole town can benefit from their nutrients." | ||
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| + | :''[The juice freaks people out all over town, including at the police station. [[Chief Wiggum]] notices [[Lou]] spinning in a chair, laughing and holding a bottle of juice.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Wiggum''': "Lou! Lou, are you all right?" | ||
| + | :'''Lou''': "The electric yellow has got me by the brain banana." | ||
| + | :'''Wiggum''': "I ... see." | ||
| + | :''[Wiggum grabs the bottle from Lou, dips a fingertip into the juice, and has a taste.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Wiggum''': "My God, it's nothing but carrots and peyote!" | ||
| + | :'''[[Eddie]]''': "Damn longhairs never learn, Chief." | ||
| + | :'''Wiggum''': "It's time for a good old-fashioned hippie ass-whomping!" | ||
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Revision as of 00:11, June 11, 2010
- [After appearing in a recruitment film for Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer decides to join the Screen Actors' Guild. He needs his middle name for the S.A.G. form, but only knows his middle initial.]
- Homer: "Hey, Dad, what does the 'J' stand for?"
- Grampa: "How should I know? It was your mother's job to name you, and love you and such. I was mainly in it for the spanking,"
- Homer: "But I can't ask Mom; she's on the run from the law!"
- Grampa: "Serves her right for being a 60s radical! [fondly remembering] Though she was a demon in the sack!"
- [The family tries to help Homer with the form.]
- Bart: "Why not just make up a middle name?"
- Lisa: "You might as well. You already made up a phony film credit."
- Homer: "No! Homer Simpson never lies twice on the same form. He never has and he never will."
- Marge: "You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application."
- Homer: "Yes, but they were all part of a single ball of lies."
- [In search of Homer's middle name, he and Grampa visit Groovy Grove Natural Farms, the commune where Homer's mom Mona went after leaving Abe. They meet Seth and Munchie, middle-aged hippies who now run a juice business at the farm. They remember Mona.]
- Seth: "You know, Homer, your mom was a pretty groovy chick."
- Munchie: "And a demon in the sack!" [They both chuckle.]
- Grampa: "Oh, you heard about that, eh?" [He laughs.]
- [Seth and Munchie go silent for a moment, glance at each other, and then laugh along with Grampa.]
- [Having embraced the hippie liefstyle, Homer tries to get Marge to go along with him.]
- Homer: "Marge, you've got too many hang-ups. Like, the whole shaving trip. Come on, I want to see those legs all furry and gross!"
- Marge: "That ain't gonna happen, bub."
- Homer: "Well, at least lose the bra. Free the Springfield Two, Marge! Free the Springfield Two!"
- Marge: [grumbles] "I think you've had too much strawberry wine."
- [At Groovy Grove, Homer tries to get Seth and Munchie to go along with him to freak people out.]
- Seth: "Yeah, an old-time freak-out sounds tempting, Homer, but [sighing] we've got a big order to fill."
- Homer: "Fine. I guess the juice business is more important than the ideals our hippie forefathers refused to go to war and die for."
- Munchie: "I suppose we could duck out for a couple of hours."
- Seth: "Hey, we'll call it a business trip and write off the mileage!"
- Homer: "Now your freak flag's flyin'! Let the freak-out begin!"
- [After his Frisbee ruins a whole batch of juice, Homer resolves to make things right by re-making the batch at night while Seth and Munchie sleep. Homer greets them first thing the next morning.]
- Homer: [to Munchie] "Good morning, starshine! [to Seth] Seth."
- [Seth and Munchie notice the empty field and gasp.]
- Munchie: "What's going on?"
- Seth: "What happened to our crops?"
- Homer: "I picked 'em, juiced 'em, and delivered 'em to every store in town. Your business is saved!"
- Munchie: "But there weren't enough vegetables left to fill that order!"
- Homer: "That's what I thought at first. But then I found the other garden behind the barn! The one with the camouflage netting."
- Munchie: "Uh-oh."
- Seth: "Homer ... those were our personal vegetables."
- Homer: "Well, now the whole town can benefit from their nutrients."
- [The juice freaks people out all over town, including at the police station. Chief Wiggum notices Lou spinning in a chair, laughing and holding a bottle of juice.]
- Wiggum: "Lou! Lou, are you all right?"
- Lou: "The electric yellow has got me by the brain banana."
- Wiggum: "I ... see."
- [Wiggum grabs the bottle from Lou, dips a fingertip into the juice, and has a taste.]
- Wiggum: "My God, it's nothing but carrots and peyote!"
- Eddie: "Damn longhairs never learn, Chief."
- Wiggum: "It's time for a good old-fashioned hippie ass-whomping!"
