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Unhappy Hunting

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Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale
Required characters:	The Leader
Optional characters:	Willie, Grant Connor, Quimby, Smithers, Mr. Burns, Herman

Unhappy Hunting is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update. It requires The Leader to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark
	Recruiting is down, donations are waning...I just don't know how much longer I can keep paying for this enormous Movementarian compound.
	Well, I can definitely get this place off your hands, but we're in a buyer's market so it'll be for pennies on the dollar. More pennies than dollars.
	Ugh, a short sale? It would kill my credit.
	Do cult leaders generally have good credit?
	I'm not just any cult leader. I'm THE Leader.
	Okay, well Mr. All-Supreme Leader, you've got some mustard on your robe there.
	It's laundry day.
Task: "Make The Leader Wash His Robes". The job takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark
	You don't need to sell this place. This here is prime land.
	Prime land? For what?
	For hunting! Get yourself some game, sell weekend hunts to the highest bidders. You just gotta put your own spin on it to stand out from the other seven big game preserves in Springfield.
	My own spin, huh?
Task: "Make The Leader Put His Own Spin on It". The job takes place at Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
	Welcome everyone, to this very exclusive, very expensive hunting weekend. You've all been chosen for your ability to pay.
	And I earned each of those dollars through sweat and blood. None of it my own, I assure you.
	I would have paid it ten times over to fill the empty trophy spots on my walls. Smithers, is the tank gassed up?
	This just in. I'm rich!
	Was I supposed to have paid something?
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark
	Willie, I've yet to receive your wire transfer. It appears your payment is delinquent.
	Ah, yes. Much like my son.
	But lucky for you, Willie, you've been upgraded.
	Upgraded?
	From hunter...to huntee.
	fires shotgun into air Woo!
Task: "Make The Leader Give Groundskeeper Willie a Head Start". The job takes place at Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Willie is owned: Task: "Make Groundskeeper Willie Run for It". The job takes place at Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Grant Connor is owned: Task: "Make Grant Connor Fire Another Warning Shot". The job takes place at Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
	breathing hard Why, that son of a bawbag. Nobody hunts Willie outside of the Scottish Highlands Stag Festival!
	These woods are too big. I've got to find a place to hide. Somewhere to do a hidden workout montage before my climactic return, preferably in camouflage face paint.
	Oh, what's this? An abandoned shed? opens door
	Back! Back I said! This is MY stuff!
	Whoa there. What have you got here? Guns? Ammo? A hundred and fifty cans of Dinty Moore Beef Stew? I've seen this before...you're preppin'!
	I am not!
	Don't lie to me, boy. I know the telltale signs. I see the bug-out bag in the corner.
	Alright fine, what's it to ya? When the time comes, I'll be ready. You'll see. You'll ALL see.
	I don't doubt it. But I believe the time has come. How many pipe bombs can you carry?
	big smile
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark
	I think I may have given Willie too much of a head start. We'll never find him in these woods.
	It's also going to start raining soon, according to this Channel 6 News Weather App, available now on your app store of choice.
	You'll need my tracking skills. sniffs air Is that...haggis?
	I do believe six noses are better than one. Smithers, release the hounds.
	We only brought the tank, sir.
	You're all living in the past. If you want something done right, there's only one way to do it.
	Release the lobbyists.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Release the Lobbyists". The job takes place at Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make The Leader Give Lobbyists Haggis for Reference". The job takes place at Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. If Grant Connor is owned: Task: "Make Grant Connor Track Willie's Scent". The job takes place at Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Run Home to Get the Hounds". The job takes place at Burns Manor or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Try to Drive the Tank". The job takes place at Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark
	Alright, all the claymores are in place.
	And the Molotovs?
	Lit. Much like most everything else, according to the kids at the elementary. Though I'll admit, I don't really get it.
	Assume ambush positions.
	I think we're on the right track. Though it seems there is a distinct beef stew aroma now mixed with the haggis.
	Speaking of beef stew, we have free soup for all Movementarians every night in the mess hall. Would you gentlemen be interested in taking a pamphlet?
	I'm already a Scientologist for the perks. Can I do both?
	Uh, yeah it's fine.
Task: "Make The Leader Hand Out Pamphlets". The job takes place at Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. If Willie is owned: Task: "Make Groundskeeper Willie Ambush the Hunters". The job takes place at Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. If Herman is owned: Task: "Make Herman Hermann Ambush the Hunters". The job takes place at Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
	We're under attack! fires off random gunshots
	gasp These pamphlets are on fire! Also, I'm on fire!
	Not my pamphlets!
	Everyone in the tank. We're running!
	Smithers, lock the hatch. We'll not have any of these plebeians with only two commas in their net worth sullying our tank.
	gasp It's locked! Run!
	Perfect. Now the kill is all mine. Smithers, fire!
	Sir, the cannon is jammed!
	Jammed? With what?
	It seems they stuck a jar of jam into it!
	And I've got several hundred more jars where that came from!
	And let that be a lesson to ye! Nobody crosses a Scot and a prepper in the woods on a cult compound in the rain on a Tuesday!
Quest reward: 200 and 20

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