Difference between revisions of "Crypto-Collusion"

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Crypto-Collusion is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) content update. It requires Springfield Shopper to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Dave Shutton's exclamation mark This just in: me. Dave Shutton is back in Springfield in search of a scoop that'll be a real page-turner. No one turns pages anymore, Shutton. It's all about views, clickthroughs, and you-won't-believe-what-they-look-like-nows. Your cynical attitude will be disproven with some good old-fashioned investigative reporting. Now, are there any fat twins on motorcycles around here I can photograph? Task: "Place a Minnow Pond". Task: "Make Dave Shutton Fish for a Story". The job takes place at a Minnow Pond and takes 4 hours. Jeez, can't even find a mutated three-eyed fish anymore. What has this town become? Guess Brockman was right, I have to change with the times if I want a scoop. First step, upgrading from my trusty flip phone to whichever phone I get for free when I renew my cell contract. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Dave Shutton's exclamation mark Whoa, there's all kinds of crazy stuff on this phone! Twitter, the weather, freemium games -- no thanks, sounds like a waste of time. What's this cryptocurrency everyone's talking about? You've come to the right place. I have become a collector of cyber currencies. Collector? You mean there's more of this stuff? Everybody is coming out with their own currency these days. It's the new "I got a rescue dog." Did someone say they needed cryptocurrency? I was rooting around in a crypt and I found some coins on the corpses eyes! Task: "Make Dave Shutton Dive Into Investigative Journalism". The job takes place at Springfield Shopper and takes 60 minutes. Hey-hey, want some bit-coin? I do a bit, you give me some coin! Is this the bit? Uh... no... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Dave Shutton's exclamation mark These cryptocurrencies are the worst! I need to warn people. The last thing we want is everyone blowing their life savings on this stuff. Task: "Make Dave Shutton Write Slam Piece". The job takes place at Springfield Shopper and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Throw Savings Around" (x3). The jobs take place at Shops and take 3 hours. Way to go, Shutton, you really got the town in a fuss with that cryptocurrency piece. So it's a hit! Great, it brings me joy to inform the public of the dangers of sketchy online money. Oh, it didn't scare anyone. They assume that all news is fake news, so they just did the opposite of what you said. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Dave Shutton's exclamation mark I don't understand. How do I get the people of Springfield's attention? Maybe reading was never this town's strong suit. But what if I got my message out on TV? I can't believe I need Kent's help, but it's time to head to Channel 6. Task: "Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6". Task: "Make Dave Shutton Plead to Kent Brockman". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 3 hours. So Kent, what do you say? You help me get the word out, and I write a couple of your exposés? It's a deal. The first exposé will be: "What's That Smell Coming From the Zoo?" I knew you'd make me regret this immediately. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Dave Shutton's exclamation mark I'm sorry, sir, we only accept personalized cryptocurrency from each customer. It's getting worse! Why isn't anyone listening to me? This just in, people only watch news to reaffirm their own beliefs, not to get actual news. Well, if it's pandering they want, at least my pandering will be incredibly distracting. Task: "Make Dave Shutton Capture the Moment Again". The job takes 8 hours. That's it! One simple cute dog video should keep them occupied. But the allure of cryptocurrency will remain. Hopefully no billionaire evil mogul hears about this. The exploitation would be catastrophic! Quest reward: 200 and 20