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| + | '''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''. |
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− | '''Featured Quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
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| == Rules == | | == Rules == |
− | #You can only nominate once a month. | + | #You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month. |
| #The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it. | | #The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it. |
| + | #Quotes can be from all ''The Simpsons'' media. |
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| == How to nominate == | | == How to nominate == |
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| == Nominations == | | == Nominations == |
− | == 1 == | + | === Lisa the Vegetarian === |
− | {{quote|Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.|[[Homer]] to [[Bart]]|Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie}}
| + | {{Quote|When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!|Ralph Wiggum|Lisa the Vegetarian}} |
− | | + | [[User:Wiggumistic|Wiggumistic]] ([[User talk:Wiggumistic|talk]]) 12:17, October 8, 2022 (EDT) |
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− | #One of my favourite quotes! Its a yes from me! {{User:Effluvium/sig}} 18:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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− | #The quote is funnier in context, but it's OK by itself, too. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 05:57, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
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− | #I don't know why but I don't really like that quote. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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− | == 3 ==
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− | {{Quote|I call the big one Bitey|[[Homer Simpson]]|Marge vs. the Monorail}}
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− | #Doesn't seem right without the rest of the conversation. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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− | #Agreed with Solar. It needs more context to make sense. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 04:23, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
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− | One of fan's and [[Matt Groening]]'s favourite quotes. {{User:TheHomer/sig}} 19:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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− | == 4 ==
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− | ''[[Ralph]] is using a urinal in the gas station<br />''
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− | {{Quote|Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} | |
− | {{Quote|Ralph, are you almost finished|[[Seymour Skinner]]}}
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− | {{Quote|I finished before we came in|[[Ralph Wiggum]]|How the Test Was Won}}
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− | #One of my favorite Ralph moments. >[[User:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:blue">D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh!</span>]] <small>''([[User talk:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:turquoise">Talk Page This-Away!</span>]])''</small> 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
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− | #My favourite Ralph quote and better than the others. [[User:Josegiraffio|Josegiraffio]] 16:21, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
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− | #Great. Really makes me smile unlike the other Ralph moments. Shows his potential and troubles. {{UnsignedIP|91.111.69.145|13:57, July 18, 2010}}
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− | #Ralph is always funny and this is one of his best quotes. {{Unsigned|Doh5678|19:56, August 15, 2010}}
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− | *This is one of my favourite Ralph moments of all time. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:11, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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− | == 5 ==
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− | {{Quote|Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark|[[Nelson Muntz]]|Marge Be Not Proud}}
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− | #Good quote. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:37, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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− | #Agree. >[[User:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:blue">D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh!</span>]] <small>''([[User talk:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:turquoise">Talk Page This-Away!</span>]])''</small> 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
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− | #I like this one. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 04:25, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
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− | == 6 ==
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− | {{Quote|I like men now|[[Ralph Wiggum]]|The Simpsons Movie}}
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− | #>[[User:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:blue">D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh!</span>]] <small>''([[User talk:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:turquoise">Talk Page This-Away!</span>]])''</small> 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
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− | == 7 ==
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− | {{Quote|They have the Internet on computers, now?|[[Homer Simpson]]|Das Bus}}
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− | #I think this is great! Got my support! {{User:Effluvium/sig}} 16:08, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
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− | #I think the full quote was "Didn't you hear Marge? They have the Internet on computers now!" --[[User:Smiley12#|Smiley]][[User talk:Smiley12#|12]] was here at 21:48, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
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− | #I like it locke97 6:04 july 8 2010
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− | #Once again, I don't think it is that funny. I tried imagining it in that voice Homer does but still no. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 16:11, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
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− | ==8==
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− | {{Quote|The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.|[[Marge Simpson]]|Some Enchanted Evening}}
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− | #Very good quote from my favourite character, Marge. Got my support, Mythigator! {{User:Effluvium/sig}} 13:07, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
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− | *A genuine, albeit offbeat, nugget of wisdom from Marge. The quote put a nice capper on the first season. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 21:53, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
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− | {{Quote|I'm shaving my shoul-ders. I'm getting it all shaved off.|[[Homer Simpson]] singing|Mom and Pop Art}}
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− | #Don't really like the quote. That scene never made me laugh. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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− | ==10==
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− | {{Quote|But Marge, it's uter-us, not uter-you|[[Homer Simpson]] to [[Marge Simpson]]|HOMЯ}}
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− | #This quote doesn't really seem that good to me. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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− | ==11==
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− | {{Quote|Science? What has science ever done for us? TV off!|[[Moe Szyslak]]|Lisa the Skeptic}}
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− | #Once again, doesn't stand out to me and I don't find it that funny. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 17:41, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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− | ==12==
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− | {{Quote|English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!|[[Homer Simpson]]|Mom and Pop Art}}
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− | #A great quote from a great episode. [[User:Josegiraffio|Josegiraffio]] 14:07, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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− | #Love this scene. So funny. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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− | *Changed the quote as it is La grille, not Le grille. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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− | {{Quote|Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!|[[Ralph Wiggum]] after being pushed into a bush|This Little Wiggy}}
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− | #Ralph quotes are always hilarious. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 21:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
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− | #I like this quote. Ralph's great. [[User:Brassbandplayer|Brassbandplayer]] 13:39, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
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− | ==14==
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− | {{Quote|Hello, Bart.|[[Sideshow Bob]]}}
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− | #Meh. Not really funny or anything. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 21:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
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− | #As much as I love Sideshow Bob, it doesn't work as a funny quote. {{User:Effluvium/sig}} 21:27, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
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− | #It's a good quote to sum up Sideshow Bob, and goes well with his article, but doesn't work by itself. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 19:15, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
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| + | #I just don't feel that this works without context. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 07:51, February 1, 2023 (EST) |
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− | == 15 == | + | === Simpson Tide === |
− | {{Quote|I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy.|[[Queen Elizabeth II]]}} | + | {{Quote|Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf.|Kent Brockman}}<br> {{Quote|My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, an idiot, a pig, a communist- but he is not a porn star!|Abraham Simpson|Simpson Tide}} |
− | {{Quote|Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.|[[Prince Charles]]|To Surveil With Love}} | + | [[User:PlentalDan|PlentalDan]] ([[User talk:PlentalDan|talk]]) 19:11, August 16, 2024 (EDT) |
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