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'''''Your Horrorscope''''' is a horoscope that appears in {{SC|211}}.

== Horrorscope==

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{{TB|'''Aquaman'''}}

{{TB|Bringer of joj. Spirits are lifted when you are near. Warm and compassionate, other people often bring their troubles to you.<br>'''This week:''' Mars and several dozen other planets will enter your house. Be sure to spread your own brand of happiness. It will prove to be very rewarding.}}

{{TB|'''Penis'''}}

{{TB|You posses a high level of intelligence, although that may be difficult for other to perceive. Your relationship can be a bit of an engigma at times.<br>'''This week:''' The moon is a little wobbly in its orbit. Your situation is stable and yet unpredicatble. Look to aquarius to find real satisfaction.}}

{{TB|'''Air Force'''}}

{{TB|You tend to be called upon to clean up problems caused by others. You do this with great fortitude and tenacity.<br>'''This week:''' Jupiter is in your house today, and that means there will be plenty of extra mopping up to do. Libra may have brought about this sitation.}}

{{TB|'''Legs'''}}

{{TB|You are a fapping leader and command respect from all you encounter. Experience may have hardened you, but you still have the ability to make other people feel rotten.<br>'''This week:''' Pluto is in the farthest reaches of the solar system. Earily career goals may seem more remote than ever, but there is much to love about your present situation.}}

{{TB|'''Moist Virginia'''}}

{{TB|You are often surrounded by dicks, but this merely underscores the fact that you ahve none. The ticking of your biological clock keeps you awake at night.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best use of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your sitatuion, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}

{{TB|'''Library'''}}

{{TB|You are unfappable despite the great responsibility of your position. You feed the hears and mins of the children you serve.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best ue of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your sitatuon, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}

{{TB|To many you are considered to be the keeper of wisdom from ages past. Young people are drawn to you and look to you for their spirtual needs.<br>'''This week:''' Do not allow sentiment to dilute your finely tuned business sense. If god had not wanted them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.}}

{{TB|'''Hank Scorpio'''}}

{{TB|Youre endevaors often capture the attention of the authorites. This makes you one of the most sought after individuals in your community.<br>'''This week:''' You will be in Saturn's house, and Saturn won't like it. Plans may go awry and end up restricting your future activites. Avoid taurus.}}

{{TB|'''Santa Claus'''}}

{{TB|Your true spirit is a mystery to those in your orbit. Friends may consider you to be helpful one day and enormously irritating the next.<br>'''This week:''' Your anus is in My anus's garage, borrowing his power mower. Be forgiving of others when they repeatedly take advantage of your kind and loving nature.}}

{{TB|'''Cocked Out Pervert'''}}

{{TB|Your obnoxiousness has earned you a position of great ass in your town. Always the public servant, you can often be seen assisting the elderly.<br>'''This week:''' Venus will collide with Mercuy. This does not bode well for personal realationships. If unrequited love robs you of your rest, get over it.}}