Difference between revisions of "Your Horrorscope"

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{{TB|You posses a high level of intelligence, although that may be difficult for other to perceive. Your relationship can be a bit of an engigma at times.<br>'''This week:''' The moon is a little wobbly in its orbit. Your situation is stable and yet unpredicatble. Look to aquarius to find real satisfaction.}}

{{TB|To many you are considered to be the keeper of wisdom from ages past. Young people are drawn to you and look to you for their spirtual needs.<br>'''This week:''' Do not allow sentiment to dilute your finely tuned business sense. If god had not wanted them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.}}

{{TB|You are often surrounded by children, but this merely underscores the fact that you ahve none. The ticking of your biological clock keeps you awake at night.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best use of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your sitatuion, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}

{{TB|You are unflappable despite the great responsibility of your position. You feed the hears and mins of the children you serve.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best use of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your situation, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}

{{TB|Youre endevaors often capture the attention of the authorities. This makes you one of the most sought after individuals in your community.<br>'''This week:''' You will be in [[Saturn]]'s house, and Saturn won't like it. Plans may go awry and end up restricting your future activities. Avoid taurus.}}

{{TB|Your obsequousness has earned you a position of great importance in your town. Always the public servant, you can often be seen assisting the elderly.<br>'''This week:''' Venus will collide with Mercuy. This does not bode well for personal realationships. If unrequited love robs you of your rest, get over it.}}