Difference between revisions of "Rock-a-Die-Baby"

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Rock-a-Die-Baby is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Terwilligers content update. It requires Gino Underdunk Terwilliger to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Gino Underdunk Terwilliger's exclamation mark DIE BUNNY! KILL KOALA! Three generations of Terwilliger, but they all belong to Generation Kill. Gino is only two years old. He could grow up to be someone wonderful... Like a biologist who creates a real unicorn. A real unicorn. Boy would that be awesome. You'll see. This kid's gonna be a killer just like his father. No, you'll see he's just as cute and innocent as Maggie. I think you're giving Maggie too much credit. Task: "Make Lisa Observe Gino". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Gino Torture Stuffed Animals". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours. So how did "Adventures in Baby-Stalking" turn out? This kid is going to be a lot of trouble. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Gino Underdunk Terwilliger's exclamation mark Lis, I'm telling ya, Gino was born evil. What do you expect with a dad like Sideshow Bob? Genes don't explain everything. Otherwise how come I'm smart and you're... differently gifted? If Gino's bad, it's because he's been raised in a bad environment. You mean, in Italy? No, with a criminal father. But I bet with proper love from a wise caregiver, or sister-like figure, he'll turn out great. Sorry, he's born bad. No he isn't! He's made bad. Task: "Make Bart Argue For Nature". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Lisa Argue For Nurture". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Nature! Nurture! Nature! Nurture! Kids! What did I tell you about debating the fundamental origin of the human condition? Do it outside. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Gino Underdunk Terwilliger's exclamation mark I'll show you Bart. I'm going to teach Gino to be a good, sweet kid. I'm going to use modern educational methods, and something even more powerful: Artsy-crafty play toys designed in Vermont for liberal urban moms! Task: "Make Lisa Research Behavioral Science". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Gino Play with Handmade Toys". The job takes 60 minutes. Wow, these "Cassandra and Don" handcrafted wooden toys are amazing. I don't know if they help Gino learn anything, but they sure make me feel superior to parents who buy stuff at "ToysBWe". Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Gino Underdunk Terwilliger's exclamation mark Bart, you need to see this! I've made great strides reconditioning Gino. HUG BUNNY! PLAY COOPERATIVELY! Not bad. But I want to see more proof. We need to take this operation live. What does that mean? I want to see him play with a live kitten. *GULP* Gee Bart I dunno... Purr up or shut up. Task: "Make Gino Play with a Kitten". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 2 hours. PET KITTY! LOVE KITTY! Convinced, Bart? Two hours of play, and Gino hasn't hurt the kitten one bit. They both threw up hairballs. But maybe you're right, Lisa. Maybe you're right... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Gino Underdunk Terwilliger's exclamation mark Gino, what have you done to all my Malibu Stacy dolls?! Arms ripped off, hair hacked away, pantsuits de-pantsed... You were right, Lisa. It is "nurture". I let Gino play with me for a few hours, and he learned to be a totally destructive, totally awesome kid. So this is your fault, Bart Simpson! I declare Vendetta! Task: "Make Lisa Get Angry". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Gino Declare Vendetta". The job takes 4 hours. Well, this is depressing. I've learned that even if it is nurture, it might as well be nature. Because everyone this kid spends time with, including me, is a terrible example! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the nursery rhyme "Rock-a-bye Baby".