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The Dame of the Game is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Terwilligers content update. It requires Dame Judith Underdunk to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Dame Judith Underdunk's exclamation mark Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here... And fill me from the crown to the toe topful of direst cruelty! Full of direst cruelty? Smithers, who is this delightfully appealing woman? The famous Shakespearean actress Dame Judith Underdunk. Ah, a fan of my old buddy Will Shakespeare. What a wild rapscallion he was! Task: "Reach Level 11 and Build Cooling Towers". Task: "Make Burns Reminisce About His Life 400 Years Ago". The job takes place at the Reactor Core and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark Dame Judith, you seem like a fitting partner for me. Just the kind of gal to screw my courage to the sticking point every now and then. If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly. Yet do I fear thy nature. It is too full o' th' milk of human kindness. Madam, I can assure you I hate all milk except of magnesia. Give me a chance. Let us scheme nasty schemes together. Task: "Make Judith and Burns Form an Evil Partnership". The job takes place at the Reactor Core and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation marl Dame Judith, now that we're partners, you should meet the rest of my team. This is my lapdog, Smithers. And these are my actual hounds, Fido and Spot. Oh, I'm sorry. Spot seems to have gotten into your handbag. Out, damn'd Spot! Out, I say! Excellent. Task: "Make Burns Concoct an Evil Scheme". The job takes place at the Reactor Core and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Judith Concoct an Evil Scheme". The job takes place at the Reactor Core and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Dame Judith Underdunk's exclamation mark Okay, Dame Judith, let's compare evil schemes. Mine's a real pip! We disguise a three percent rate hike as a carbon-tax offset! Pretty great idea, eh? It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Not a big fan, I see. Well, what's your brilliant idea? Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand? Going for some kind of assassination, are we? Doesn't sound too profitable. Let's try another round of scheming. Task: "Make Burns Concoct Another Evil Scheme". The job takes place at the Reactor Core and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Judith Concoct Another Evil Scheme". The job takes place at the Reactor Core and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark Look, Dame Judith, we're supposed to be partners, but all your evil schemes are about killing some kid named Bart Simpson. And I must tell you I'm utterly opposed to child murder... when it doesn't improve the bottom line. So maybe we should just concentrate on our relationship. I mean, we have fun together, right? Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time. You are such a downer. Task: "Make Burns Secretly Plan to Murder Judith". The job takes place at the Reactor Core and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Judith Secretly Plan to Murder Burns". The job takes place at the Reactor Core and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20