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{{TB|Hmm, don't you think we should just call animal control? Or lots of speeding cars?}} | {{TB|Hmm, don't you think we should just call animal control? Or lots of speeding cars?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No, Dad! Let me take them. I'd be the perfect guinea pig owner. I even know their common health problems, which include | + | {{TB|No, Dad! Let me take them. I'd be the perfect guinea pig owner. I even know their common health problems, which include wheezing...}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|...crusty eyes, receding eyes, drooling, watery diarrhea, anorexia, bladder stones, limping, and mange mites.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}} | ||
{{TB|That sounds like a lot of fun, honey. But how about anything in the world else?}} | {{TB|That sounds like a lot of fun, honey. But how about anything in the world else?}} | ||
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{{TB|Okay.}} | {{TB|Okay.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}} | ||
− | {{TB|Good lord, this | + | {{TB|Good lord, this "parenting" thing is some powerful mojo.}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Locate a Guinea Pig Sanctuary|12 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Locate a Guinea Pig Sanctuary|12 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Ah, Craigslist -- the site that killed off classified ads, the yellow pages, and escorts having nowhere to advertise.}} | {{TB|Ah, Craigslist -- the site that killed off classified ads, the yellow pages, and escorts having nowhere to advertise.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The land the rescue center was on was taken over by survivalists, so the center's looking for new land. Apparently it's easy to move – it's a | + | {{TB|The land the rescue center was on was taken over by survivalists, so the center's looking for new land. Apparently it's easy to move – it's a "manufactured home."}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
− | {{TB|In my day, those were called | + | {{TB|In my day, those were called "mobile homes" and the residents were proud to be called trailer trash.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}} | ||
− | {{TB|But there's no name for these | + | {{TB|But there's no name for these "manufactured home" people! Why must we ruin everything?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
− | {{TB|Dad, I'm a little tired of hearing your | + | {{TB|Dad, I'm a little tired of hearing your "take" on things. Can't we just find some land?}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}} | ||
− | {{TB|Land! The only thing in the world that God's not making any more | + | {{TB|Land! The only thing in the world that God's not making any more of... except during the Squidport update.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|The guinea pigs look so happy! And only a couple of them have bumblefoot or the slobbers.}} | {{TB|The guinea pigs look so happy! And only a couple of them have bumblefoot or the slobbers.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|"Bumblefoot or the slobbers?" What are those?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Guinea pig diseases. But not to worry, I don't think humans can get | + | {{TB|Guinea pig diseases. But not to worry, I don't think humans can get them...}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}} | ||
{{TB|Dad, you tripped! Are you okay?}} | {{TB|Dad, you tripped! Are you okay?}} | ||
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{{TB|Oh, Dad, Pokey the guinea pig is looking at you! Can I please adopt him?}} | {{TB|Oh, Dad, Pokey the guinea pig is looking at you! Can I please adopt him?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Nauseous}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Nauseous}} | ||
− | {{TB|{{*}}slobbering no*.}} | + | {{TB|{{*}}slobbering no{{*}}.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Please, please, please, | + | {{TB|Please, please, please, please...?}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Nauseous}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Nauseous}} | ||
− | {{TB|{{*}}unintelligible slobbers*}} | + | {{TB|{{*}}unintelligible slobbers{{*}}}} |
{{TBT|'''Message'''}} | {{TBT|'''Message'''}} | ||
{{TB|Will Lisa get a guinea pig? Always wondered when [[Max von Sydow]] would do a voice on a cartoon? Then tune in to this Sunday's episode of The Simpsons, 8/7c on FOX.}} | {{TB|Will Lisa get a guinea pig? Always wondered when [[Max von Sydow]] would do a voice on a cartoon? Then tune in to this Sunday's episode of The Simpsons, 8/7c on FOX.}} |
Latest revision as of 12:57, May 27, 2024
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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An Experiment Where Guinea Pigs are Guinea Pigs is a temporary questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in "The War of Art" episode tie-in content update. It unlocks the Guinea Pig Rescue Center.
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