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'''Blogging a Food Blog''' that was performed by [[Marge]], [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]].
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{{Song
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|name = "Bloggin' a Food Blog"
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|image = [[File:Bloggin' a Food Blog.png|250px]]
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|singers = [[Tim Heidecker]]<br>[[Eric Wareheim]]<br>[[Carmen Carter]]
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|characters = [[Fois Garth]]<br>[[Amuse Bruce]]<br>Female singer
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|length = '''Episode:''' 1:06<br>'''Credits:''' 0:39
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|writer = '''Music:''' [[Davin Wood]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Matt Selman]], [[Tim Heidecker]], and [[Eric Wareheim]]
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|album =
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|appearance = "[[The Food Wife]]"
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}}
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'''"Bloggin' a Food Blog"''' is a song that was performed by [[Fois Garth]], [[Amuse Bruce]] and a female singer.
  
 
== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
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:Blogging a food blog, Marge and Bart and Lisa,
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:'''Female singer:'''
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:As one now, we're having fun now.
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:We're bloggin' a food blog.
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:I'm throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs' names,
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:[[Marge]] and [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]],
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:Rolling into [[Korea Town|K-Town]] for beepin' boppin' bulgogi,
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:As one now,
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:The hotties I chill with are sriracha and kimchee,
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:We're having fun now.
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:Housemade terrines, my ducks are always confit,
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:I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need,
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:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
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:I cook a Thanksgiving turkey in a trash-bag, sous vide,
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:Throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs' names.
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:Afumatoare in Brindisi Fed-Exes me salami,
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:Don't scoop me gelato unless it's got umami,
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:'''Fois Garth:'''
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:I'll be "Frank" like Bruni, "Ruthless" like Reichl "Wiley" like Dufresne, and when I take the mike, I'll Rhyme about radicchio, criticize {{Ch|Tom Colicchio|Colicchio}},
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:Rolling into [[Korea Town|K-Town]], bibimbap and bulgogi.
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:Every pub is gastro, and all my beef carpaccio,
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''Incomplete''
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:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
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:The hotties I chill with are sriracha and kimchi.
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:'''Fois Garth:'''
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:Give me house-made terrines, my ducks is always confit.
 +
 
 +
:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
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:I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need.
 +
 
 +
:'''Fois Garth:'''
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:Cook [[Thanksgiving]] turkey in a trash-bag, sous-vide.
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 +
:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
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:A fumatore in [[Brindisi]] FedEx me salami.
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 +
:'''Fois Garth:'''
 +
:Don't scoop gelato unless it's got umami.
 +
 
 +
:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
 +
:I'll be frank like Bruni, ruthless like Reichl.
 +
 
 +
:'''Fois Garth:'''
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:Wiley like Dufresne, when I take the mic out.
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:Rhyme about radicchio,
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:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
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:Criticize {{Ch|Tom Colicchio|Colicchio}}.
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:Every pub is gastro,
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:'''Fois Garth:'''
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:All my beef carpaccio.
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:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
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:Throw it in the pho, yo,
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:'''Fois Garth:'''
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:And don't you call that pho pho.
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:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
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:Talk about broth-squirting dumplings, dumplings, dumplings, dumplings.
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:'''Female singer:'''
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:We're bloggin a food blog,
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:Uploading pics with our fun mom, fun mom, fun mom.
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=== Credits version ===
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:'''Female singer:'''
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:We're bloggin' a food blog.
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:Settin' up accounts for our users,
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:Usin' computers.
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:'''Fois Garth:'''
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:Post tweets every day,
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:Yo, yo, tweets every day, y'all.
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:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
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:Never give it four stars.
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:Ain't never give it four stars.
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:Maybe two, maybe three.
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:'''Female singer:'''
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:Moderatin' the comments.
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:Checkin' the page views, page views, page views.
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:'''Fois Garth:'''
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:D-d-d-d duck fat.
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:'''Amuse Bruce:'''
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:Truffle oil,yo, yo, yo.
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:'''Fois Garth:'''
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:My food is art. My food is art.
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:It comes right from the heart.
  
 
== Behind the Laughter ==
 
== Behind the Laughter ==
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The song was performed by guest stars [[Tim Heidecker]] and  [[Eric Wareheim]]. The song pays homage to "{{W|Empire State of Mind}}" by {{W|Alicia Keys}} and {{W|Jay-Z}}.<ref>[http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/cleanplatecharlie/2011/11/the_simpsons_food_blog_rap_blo.php NewTimes Blogs]</ref>
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The song was performed by guest stars [[Tim Heidecker]], [[Eric Wareheim]] and [[Carmen Carter]]. The song pays homage to "{{W|Empire State of Mind}}" by {{W|Alicia Keys}} and {{W|Jay-Z}}.<ref>[http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/cleanplatecharlie/2011/11/the_simpsons_food_blog_rap_blo.php NewTimes Blogs]</ref>
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It was composed by [[Davin Wood]] with lyrics by [[Matt Selman]], Tim Heidecker and Eric Warheim.
  
 
== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==
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== References ==
 
== References ==
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{{Reflist}}
  
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{{Season 23 Songs}}
  
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[[Category:Songs]]
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[[Category:Songs by guest stars]]

Latest revision as of 10:06, March 27, 2024

"Bloggin' a Food Blog"
Bloggin' a Food Blog.png
Song Information
Singers: Tim Heidecker
Eric Wareheim
Carmen Carter
Characters: Fois Garth
Amuse Bruce
Female singer
Length: Episode: 1:06
Credits: 0:39
Writer(s): Music: Davin Wood
Lyrics: Matt Selman, Tim Heidecker, and Eric Wareheim
Appearance(s): "The Food Wife"

"Bloggin' a Food Blog" is a song that was performed by Fois Garth, Amuse Bruce and a female singer.

Lyrics[edit]

Female singer:
We're bloggin' a food blog.
Marge and Bart and Lisa,
As one now,
We're having fun now.
Amuse Bruce:
Throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs' names.
Fois Garth:
Rolling into K-Town, bibimbap and bulgogi.
Amuse Bruce:
The hotties I chill with are sriracha and kimchi.
Fois Garth:
Give me house-made terrines, my ducks is always confit.
Amuse Bruce:
I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need.
Fois Garth:
Cook Thanksgiving turkey in a trash-bag, sous-vide.
Amuse Bruce:
A fumatore in Brindisi FedEx me salami.
Fois Garth:
Don't scoop gelato unless it's got umami.
Amuse Bruce:
I'll be frank like Bruni, ruthless like Reichl.
Fois Garth:
Wiley like Dufresne, when I take the mic out.
Rhyme about radicchio,
Amuse Bruce:
Criticize Colicchio.
Every pub is gastro,
Fois Garth:
All my beef carpaccio.
Amuse Bruce:
Throw it in the pho, yo,
Fois Garth:
And don't you call that pho pho.
Amuse Bruce:
Talk about broth-squirting dumplings, dumplings, dumplings, dumplings.
Female singer:
We're bloggin a food blog,
Uploading pics with our fun mom, fun mom, fun mom.

Credits version[edit]

Female singer:
We're bloggin' a food blog.
Settin' up accounts for our users,
Usin' computers.
Fois Garth:
Post tweets every day,
Yo, yo, tweets every day, y'all.
Amuse Bruce:
Never give it four stars.
Ain't never give it four stars.
Maybe two, maybe three.
Female singer:
Moderatin' the comments.
Checkin' the page views, page views, page views.
Fois Garth:
D-d-d-d duck fat.
Amuse Bruce:
Truffle oil,yo, yo, yo.
Fois Garth:
My food is art. My food is art.
It comes right from the heart.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song was performed by guest stars Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim and Carmen Carter. The song pays homage to "Empire State of Mind" by Alicia Keys and Jay-Z.[1]

It was composed by Davin Wood with lyrics by Matt Selman, Tim Heidecker and Eric Warheim.

Appearances[edit]

References[edit]

  1. ↑ NewTimes Blogs


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