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Bloggin' a Food Blog

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"Bloggin' a Food Blog"
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Song Information
Singers: Tim Heidecker
Eric Wareheim
Carmen Carter
Characters: Fois Garth
Amuse Bruce
Female singer
Length: Episode: 1:06
Credits: 0:39
Writer(s): Music: Davin Wood
Lyrics: Matt Selman, Tim Heidecker, and Eric Wareheim
Appearance(s): "The Food Wife"

"Bloggin' a Food Blog" is a song that was performed by Fois Garth, Amuse Bruce and a female singer.


Female singer:
We're bloggin' a food blog.
Marge and Bart and Lisa,
As one now,
We're having fun now.
Amuse Bruce:
Throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs' names.
Fois Garth:
Rolling into K-Town, bibimbap and bulgogi.
Amuse Bruce:
The hotties I chill with are sriracha and kimchi.
Fois Garth:
Give me house-made terrines, my ducks is always confit.
Amuse Bruce:
I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need.
Fois Garth:
Cook Thanksgiving turkey in a trash-bag, sous-vide.
Amuse Bruce:
A fumatore in Brindisi FedEx me salami.
Fois Garth:
Don't scoop gelato unless it's got umami.
Amuse Bruce:
I'll be frank like Bruni, ruthless like Reichl.
Fois Garth:
Wiley like Dufresne, when I take the mic out.
Rhyme about radicchio,
Amuse Bruce:
Criticize Colicchio.
Every pub is gastro,
Fois Garth:
All my beef carpaccio.
Amuse Bruce:
Throw it in the pho, yo,
Fois Garth:
And don't you call that pho pho.
Amuse Bruce:
Talk about broth-squirting dumplings, dumplings, dumplings, dumplings.
Female singer:
We're bloggin a food blog,
Uploading pics with our fun mom, fun mom, fun mom.

Credits version[edit]

Female singer:
We're bloggin' a food blog.
Settin' up accounts for our users,
Usin' computers.
Fois Garth:
Post tweets every day,
Yo, yo, tweets every day, y'all.
Amuse Bruce:
Never give it four stars.
Ain't never give it four stars.
Maybe two, maybe three.
Female singer:
Moderatin' the comments.
Checkin' the page views, page views, page views.
Fois Garth:
D-d-d-d duck fat.
Amuse Bruce:
Truffle oil,yo, yo, yo.
Fois Garth:
My food is art. My food is art.
It comes right from the heart.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song was performed by guest stars Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim and Carmen Carter. The song pays homage to "Empire State of Mind" by Alicia Keys and Jay-Z.[1]

It was composed by Davin Wood with lyrics by Matt Selman, Tim Heidecker and Eric Warheim.