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| − | |singers = [[Maggie Roswell]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Pamela Hayden]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]] | + | |singers = [[Maggie Roswell]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Mario Jose]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Pamela Hayden]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]] |
| − | |characters = People of [[Springfield]] | + | |characters = [[Helen Lovejoy]]<br>[[Barney Gumble]]<br>[[Comic Book Guy]]<br>[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]]<br>[[Julio Franco]]<br>[[Ned Flanders]]<br>[[Rod Flanders]]<br>[[Todd Flanders]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]<br>People of [[Springfield]] |
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| − | |writer = '''Music:''' [[Bleeding Fingers Music]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[ | + | |writer = '''Music:''' [[Bleeding Fingers Music]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Jeff Westbrook]] |
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|appearance = "[[Diary Queen]]" | |appearance = "[[Diary Queen]]" | ||
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== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
:'''[[Helen Lovejoy]]:''' | :'''[[Helen Lovejoy]]:''' | ||
| − | :This woman's gonna get | + | :This woman's gonna get what she wants today. |
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:'''[[Barney Gumble]]:''' | :'''[[Barney Gumble]]:''' | ||
| − | :Barney's gonna buy | + | :Barney's gonna buy a new sconce today. |
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' | ||
| − | :Gonna buy a broom to | + | :Gonna buy a broom to play quidditch today. |
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:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' | :'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' | ||
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:''[Music plays]'' | :''[Music plays]'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Julio]]:''' | + | :'''[[Julio Franco]]:''' |
:I'm gonna buy some figurines today. | :I'm gonna buy some figurines today. | ||
:Some lovely pastoral scenes today. | :Some lovely pastoral scenes today. | ||
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:a joke I did not get. | :a joke I did not get. | ||
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Rod]] and [[Todd Flanders]]:''' |
:Today, today | :Today, today | ||
:We'll sell our toys, we pray. | :We'll sell our toys, we pray. | ||
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:''and we're totally lost.'' | :''and we're totally lost.'' | ||
:Today!. | :Today!. | ||
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| + | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
| + | The song is a parody of the song "{{W|Tonight Quintet}}" from ''{{W|West Side Story}}''. | ||
== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
*{{ep|Diary Queen}} | *{{ep|Diary Queen}} | ||
| − | [[Parody songs]] | + | [[Category:Parody songs]] |
[[Category:Full cast songs]] | [[Category:Full cast songs]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Helen Lovejoy]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Barney]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Comic Book Guy]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Smithers]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Ned]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Rod and Todd]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Homer]] | [[Category:Songs by Homer]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Maggie Roswell]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]] | [[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Pamela Hayden]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Tress MacNeille]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Julie Kavner]] | ||
Latest revision as of 12:36, March 13, 2022
"Today Garage Sale"
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Song Information
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"Today Garage Sale" is a song sung by the people of Springfield about the Ned Flanders' garage sale.
Lyrics[edit]
- Helen Lovejoy:
- This woman's gonna get what she wants today.
- Barney Gumble:
- Barney's gonna buy a new sconce today.
- Comic Book Guy:
- Gonna buy a broom to play quidditch today.
- Waylon Smithers:
- Waylon's gonna get some kitsch today.
- [Music plays]
- Julio Franco:
- I'm gonna buy some figurines today.
- Some lovely pastoral scenes today.
- I've finally found the rare girl with goat.
- I'll stash them all in my NPR tote.
- Today.
- All:
- The shoppers always haggle, low price.
- And Flanders always gives in, too nice.
- Ned Flanders:
- Too nice, too nice.
- I'll sell these fuzzy dice.
- Maude bought them as
- a joke I did not get.
- Rod and Todd Flanders:
- Today, today
- We'll sell our toys, we pray.
- 'Cause playing is a
- sin that we regret.
- Yay!
- [Music plays]
- All:
- Criterion Collection: Meryl Streep.
- A box of Easter candy, all Peeps.
- Ned Flanders:
- Today, today.
- I'll undersell eBay
- All:
- We'll get some useless crap today!.
- Homer:
- See, Marge? We skip one rehearsal,
- and we're totally lost.
- Today!.
Behind the Laughter[edit]
The song is a parody of the song "Tonight Quintet" from West Side Story.
Appearances[edit]
Episode – "Diary Queen"
Categories:
- Songs
- Parody songs
- Full cast songs
- Songs by Helen Lovejoy
- Songs by Barney
- Songs by Comic Book Guy
- Songs by Smithers
- Songs by Ned
- Songs by Rod and Todd
- Songs by Homer
- Songs by Maggie Roswell
- Songs by Dan Castellaneta
- Songs by Hank Azaria
- Songs by Harry Shearer
- Songs by Pamela Hayden
- Songs by Nancy Cartwright
- Songs by Tress MacNeille
- Songs by Julie Kavner
