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Revision as of 20:16, December 14, 2021

"Today Garage Sale"
Today Garage Sale.png
Song Information
Singers: Maggie Roswell
Dan Castellaneta
Hank Azaria
Mario Jose
Harry Shearer
Pamela Hayden
Nancy Cartwright
Tress MacNeille
Julie Kavner
Characters: Helen Lovejoy
Barney Gumble
Comic Book Guy
Waylon Smithers, Jr.
Julio Franco
Ned Flanders
Rod Flanders
Todd Flanders
Homer Simpson
People of Springfield
Length: 1:59
Writer(s): Music: Bleeding Fingers Music
Lyrics: Jeff Westbrook
Appearance(s): "Diary Queen"

"Today Garage Sale" is a song sung by the people of Springfield about the Ned Flanders' garage sale.

Lyrics

Helen Lovejoy:
This woman's gonna get what she wants today.
Barney Gumble:
Barney's gonna buy a new sconce today.
Comic Book Guy:
Gonna buy a broom to play quidditch today.
Waylon Smithers:
Waylon's gonna get some kitsch today.
[Music plays]
Julio Franco:
I'm gonna buy some figurines today.
Some lovely pastoral scenes today.
I've finally found the rare girl with goat.
I'll stash them all in my NPR tote.
Today.
All:
The shoppers always haggle, low price.
And Flanders always gives in, too nice.
Ned Flanders:
Too nice, too nice.
I'll sell these fuzzy dice.
Maude bought them as
a joke I did not get.
Rod and Todd Flanders:
Today, today
We'll sell our toys, we pray.
'Cause playing is a
sin that we regret.
Yay!
[Music plays]
All:
Criterion Collection: Meryl Streep.
A box of Easter candy, all Peeps.
Ned Flanders:
Today, today.
I'll undersell eBay
All:
We'll get some useless crap today!.
Homer:
See, Marge? We skip one rehearsal,
and we're totally lost.
Today!.

Behind the Laughter

The song is a parody of the song "Tonight Quintet" from West Side Story.

Appearances