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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} After all these years, we've finally got Springfield's number one hooligan, Jimbo Jones! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Jimbo]]}} Whatever, Chief Pig-Gum. I still say that I'm innocent! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Wiggum}} Tip me off about their next crime, and I'll let you out! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} Whoa, man! I couldn't do that! And I'm still not sure why you locked me up for just graffiti... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Well, we haven't caught a lot of crooks lately, and we want the jail to get some use. Plus, it's nice to have someone to talk to beside's the chief. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} Hey, dudes! What's up? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kearney]]}} Oh, we were just discussing in-depth details about our next heist. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dolph]]}} Yeah! It's Kearney's annual birthday caper! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kearney}} You know what? I want to be surprised this year! I'll let you guts talk it our without me. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} Uh, guys? Here's an idea! Maybe we shouldn't go after the Kwik-E-mart. We could just celebrate with an ice cream cake! Maybe even one that we pay for ourselves? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Dude, don't wuss out on us! After you weak birthday showing, you owe this to Kearney!! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dolph}} Yeah. Way to not get him a gift! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} I tried to but-- | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} No excess! Kearney deserves better than that! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dolph}} In addition to planning the heist, I also ordered him an edible bouquet! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} What kind of a lame friend doesn't even sen an e-card? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dolph}} Does loyalty mean nothing to you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} Grrr... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} Happy birthday, Kearney! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kearney}} Joy riding in a stolen police cruiser? Jimbo, this is the best birthday ever! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} Ah, you know me. I'd do anything for my friends... | |
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Latest revision as of 08:36, September 6, 2021
- Chief Wiggum: After all these years, we've finally got Springfield's number one hooligan, Jimbo Jones!
- Jimbo: Whatever, Chief Pig-Gum. I still say that I'm innocent!
- Wiggum: Tip me off about their next crime, and I'll let you out!
- Jimbo: Whoa, man! I couldn't do that! And I'm still not sure why you locked me up for just graffiti...
- Lou: Well, we haven't caught a lot of crooks lately, and we want the jail to get some use. Plus, it's nice to have someone to talk to beside's the chief.
- Jimbo: Hey, dudes! What's up?
- Kearney: Oh, we were just discussing in-depth details about our next heist.
- Dolph: Yeah! It's Kearney's annual birthday caper!
- Kearney: You know what? I want to be surprised this year! I'll let you guts talk it our without me.
- Jimbo: Uh, guys? Here's an idea! Maybe we shouldn't go after the Kwik-E-mart. We could just celebrate with an ice cream cake! Maybe even one that we pay for ourselves?
- Nelson: Dude, don't wuss out on us! After you weak birthday showing, you owe this to Kearney!!
- Dolph: Yeah. Way to not get him a gift!
- Jimbo: I tried to but--
- Nelson: No excess! Kearney deserves better than that!
- Dolph: In addition to planning the heist, I also ordered him an edible bouquet!
- Nelson: What kind of a lame friend doesn't even sen an e-card?
- Dolph: Does loyalty mean nothing to you?
- Jimbo: Grrr...
- Jimbo: Happy birthday, Kearney!
- Kearney: Joy riding in a stolen police cruiser? Jimbo, this is the best birthday ever!
- Jimbo: Ah, you know me. I'd do anything for my friends...
