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Difference between revisions of "The "X" Men/Quotes"

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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' But without teachers, what will we do?
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} But without teachers, what will we do?
:'''[[Martin Prince]]:''' First, we need to choose a new leader! I suggest we hold a democratic election. Or we could just crazy.
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{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} First, we need to choose a new leader! I suggest we hold a democratic election. Or we could just crazy.
:'''Kids:''' Yaaaaah!
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{{qf|Kids}} Yaaaaah!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Ah... so the problem is l'amour? Tell me all about it.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Ah... so the problem is l'amour? Tell me all about it.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Tell you my problem? The last time I did that you spray painted it on the side of the school. And that ointment you gave me for it turned out to be super glue.
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Tell you my problem? The last time I did that you spray painted it on the side of the school. And that ointment you gave me for it turned out to be super glue.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' That was the old Bart. The prankster. He's long gone.
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{{qf|Bart}} That was the old Bart. The prankster. He's long gone.
 
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' Oh, who am I fooling? Agnes was the Emma Peel to my Mr. Steed! Her eyes! Her lips! She aged like a bitter wine!
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Oh, who am I fooling? Agnes was the Emma Peel to my Mr. Steed! Her eyes! Her lips! She aged like a bitter wine!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Do you mind? She's my mother.
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Do you mind? She's my mother.
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' One day, I will say these words! I am your father!
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} One day, I will say these words! I am your father!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Nooooo!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Nooooo!
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' Why don't you go next, Mr. Screaming Man?
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{{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} Why don't you go next, Mr. Screaming Man?
 
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:'''[[Otto]]:''' You dudes saved me! Rock on! If anyone needs me, I'll be going into shock now!
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{{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} You dudes saved me! Rock on! If anyone needs me, I'll be going into shock now!
:'''[[Patty]]:''' That was amazing! I haven't felt this alive since "MacGyver" went off the air!
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{{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} That was amazing! I haven't felt this alive since "MacGyver" went off the air!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' Truly this is the greatest coming together of heroes since Avengers Comics issue number one!
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Truly this is the greatest coming together of heroes since Avengers Comics issue number one!
 
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:'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' Yes, everyone's lives have gotten better! Thanks to my advice!
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{{qf|Dr. Nick}} Yes, everyone's lives have gotten better! Thanks to my advice!
:'''[[Judge Snyder]]:''' That's all well and good but we're here for your malpractice trail! Now did you or did your not use a pony heart in Mr. Anderson's transplant?
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{{qf|[[Judge Snyder]]}} That's all well and good but we're here for your malpractice trail! Now did you or did your not use a pony heart in Mr. Anderson's transplant?
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' Aren't you feeling healthy as a horse?
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{{qf|Dr. Nick}} Aren't you feeling healthy as a horse?
:'''[[Mr. Anderson]]:''' Nay!
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{{qf|[[Mr. Anderson]]}} Nay!
  
 
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[[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]
 
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Latest revision as of 13:47, May 20, 2021



Milhouse Van Houten: But without teachers, what will we do?
Martin Prince: First, we need to choose a new leader! I suggest we hold a democratic election. Or we could just crazy.
Kids: Yaaaaah!

Bart: Ah... so the problem is l'amour? Tell me all about it.
Principal Skinner: Tell you my problem? The last time I did that you spray painted it on the side of the school. And that ointment you gave me for it turned out to be super glue.
Bart: That was the old Bart. The prankster. He's long gone.

Comic Book Guy: Oh, who am I fooling? Agnes was the Emma Peel to my Mr. Steed! Her eyes! Her lips! She aged like a bitter wine!
Principal Skinner: Do you mind? She's my mother.
Comic Book Guy: One day, I will say these words! I am your father!
Principal Skinner: Nooooo!
Dr. Nick: Why don't you go next, Mr. Screaming Man?

Otto Mann: You dudes saved me! Rock on! If anyone needs me, I'll be going into shock now!
Patty Bouvier: That was amazing! I haven't felt this alive since "MacGyver" went off the air!
Comic Book Guy: Truly this is the greatest coming together of heroes since Avengers Comics issue number one!

Dr. Nick: Yes, everyone's lives have gotten better! Thanks to my advice!
Judge Snyder: That's all well and good but we're here for your malpractice trail! Now did you or did your not use a pony heart in Mr. Anderson's transplant?
Dr. Nick: Aren't you feeling healthy as a horse?
Mr. Anderson: Nay!