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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dirt bikes and pizza. it's an honest to god miracle! | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dirt bikes and pizza. it's an honest to god miracle! | ||
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Somebody up there likes us, boy. | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Somebody up there likes us, boy. | ||
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Latest revision as of 08:42, May 15, 2021
- Rod Flanders: Roll the dice, Todd!
- Todd Flanders: I'm praying for a seven!
- Rod: I'm praying that we both win! But wait, Todd, I don't know if we should pray for our own enjoyment. That sounds like a sin.
- Todd: Oh no! We're close to sinning! What do we do?
- Rod: I know! Let's pray for other people!
- Todd: Yay! It's a "pray-off!" The one who prays the most wins!
- Todd: I'm going to pray that Apu find Jesus.
- Professor Frink: Well, you see, since I poroved you existence, all mighty God, I applied for a patent which was approved... with the trademarks and the copyrights and the considerable [NG-HEY!] royalties! Don't smite me.
- God: [SIGH.] Great Thomas Aquinas is never going to let me hear th end of this.
- Rod: I pray that the Simpson... um...
- Todd: The Simpson deserve... I mean... I pray for them to... Hmmm....
- Bart: Hey, god byo! Pray me up a dirt bike!
- Homer: And some pizza! Do it... do it!!
- Rod & Todd: Aaahh!
- Ned Flanders: Well, boys, it looks like someone else is enjoying your presents.
- Rod & Todd: Yay! Selfessness!
- Bart: Dirt bikes and pizza. it's an honest to god miracle!
- Homer: Somebody up there likes us, boy.