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Rod & Todd Pray-Off/Quotes

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Rod Flanders: Roll the dice, Todd!
Todd Flanders: I'm praying for a seven!
Rod: I'm praying that we both win! But wait, Todd, I don't know if we should pray for our own enjoyment. That sounds like a sin.
Todd: Oh no! We're close to sinning! What do we do?
Rod: I know! Let's pray for other people!
Todd: Yay! It's a "pray-off!" The one who prays the most wins!

Todd: I'm going to pray that Apu find Jesus.

Professor Frink: Well, you see, since I poroved you existence, all mighty God, I applied for a patent which was approved... with the trademarks and the copyrights and the considerable [NG-HEY!] royalties! Don't smite me.
God: [SIGH.] Great Thomas Aquinas is never going to let me hear th end of this.

Rod: I pray that the Simpson... um...
Todd: The Simpson deserve... I mean... I pray for them to... Hmmm....
Bart: Hey, god byo! Pray me up a dirt bike!
Homer: And some pizza! Do it... do it!!
Rod & Todd: Aaahh!

Ned Flanders: Well, boys, it looks like someone else is enjoying your presents.
Rod & Todd: Yay! Selfessness!
Bart: Dirt bikes and pizza. it's an honest to god miracle!
Homer: Somebody up there likes us, boy.