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{{qf|Otto}} I've come back for my axe! Here's all of my Güber driver earnings! Keep the car, too, man! | {{qf|Otto}} I've come back for my axe! Here's all of my Güber driver earnings! Keep the car, too, man! | ||
{{qf|[[Raphael]]}} How generous. | {{qf|[[Raphael]]}} How generous. | ||
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Latest revision as of 07:40, May 15, 2021
- Otto Mann: Oh, man! Guess I shouldn't have been trying to play my axe and drive at the same time!
- Principal Skinner: This is your twenty-third accident this month, Otto! I can't keep convincing parents that whiplash is a natural symptom of growing pains! You're suspended idefinitely!
- Otto: Suspended with pay?!
- Principal Skinner: No!
- Otto: Bummer...
- Ned Flanders: Hi-diddily-ho, friends! Are you our Güber driver?
- Otto: Does the Pope wear a silly hat?
- Ned: If by "silly" you mean, "holy"—then, yes! To our angelic abode, please!
- Lisa: Bart, I'm worried about Otto. I tried changing him so people would be pleased with his driving, but nothing's worked!
- Bart: You can't change the Otto Man. He's awesome! If I didn't just spend all my money on this Squishee, I'd defintely pay for a thrill ride with him!
- Lisa: You're right! He doesn't need to change to fit the customer, he just needs the customers that fit him!
- Gil Gunderson: Hot dog! At this speed, Ol' Gil will finally make it to a job interview on time!
- Otto: I've come back for my axe! Here's all of my Güber driver earnings! Keep the car, too, man!
- Raphael: How generous.
