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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} We're so proud of you, sweetie! What a wonderful evening! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah, if it wasn't for these school events, I'd never get as many naps in! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} The best part is... now I get to go to the out-of-state semifinals! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Yes, about that... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} What Seymour's trying to say is that he's about to disappoint you. Welcome to my world! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}}Lisa, the school just doesen't have the money to send you to the semifinals. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} But we've been doiung those bake sales and can drivers all year! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} We needed a tax rebate and ended up donating that money to a chairty that sends overprivileged children to camp. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Check it out! Apu's busy taking the prizes out of cereal boxes to sell separately. Quick! Let's make an all-syrup squishee. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} What a minute didn't we have an all-syrup squishee before? And then bad things happened? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Thanks to the Internet, my long-term memory is pretty much gone. I'll look it up later and see if we did it before. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Here comes a regular customer. Whatch as I try to upsell him. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Hey, Apu, have you got any of those big chocolate bars they sell in movie theaters? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} Indeed. In aisle three and... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ...and we're having a special! Buy five and get the sixth one for the regular price! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Sold! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} You have impressed me with your deceptive salesmansship. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I have a fat dumb guy I practice on at home. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Lisa Simpson, you have met your match with my mighty math-bot! It can answer any question [Ga-hoy!] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Very well math-bot, what is love? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mighty Math-Bot]]}} Math-bot does not understand love! Shutting down! Shutting down! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Sweet neil degrasee tyson! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'm giving up math club. My only regret is that I was so close to having enough money for my trip to the semifinals! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Maybe it's the sleep deprivation talking, but you can have whatever's in this envelope. | |
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Latest revision as of 07:07, May 15, 2021
- Marge: We're so proud of you, sweetie! What a wonderful evening!
- Homer: Yeah, if it wasn't for these school events, I'd never get as many naps in!
- Lisa: The best part is... now I get to go to the out-of-state semifinals!
- Principal Skinner: Yes, about that...
- Agnes Skinner: What Seymour's trying to say is that he's about to disappoint you. Welcome to my world!
- Principal Skinner:Lisa, the school just doesen't have the money to send you to the semifinals.
- Lisa: But we've been doiung those bake sales and can drivers all year!
- Principal Skinner: We needed a tax rebate and ended up donating that money to a chairty that sends overprivileged children to camp.
- Bart: Check it out! Apu's busy taking the prizes out of cereal boxes to sell separately. Quick! Let's make an all-syrup squishee.
- Milhouse: What a minute didn't we have an all-syrup squishee before? And then bad things happened?
- Bart: Thanks to the Internet, my long-term memory is pretty much gone. I'll look it up later and see if we did it before.
- Apu: Here comes a regular customer. Whatch as I try to upsell him.
- Chief Wiggum: Hey, Apu, have you got any of those big chocolate bars they sell in movie theaters?
- Apu: Indeed. In aisle three and...
- Bart: ...and we're having a special! Buy five and get the sixth one for the regular price!
- Chief Wiggum: Sold!
- Apu: You have impressed me with your deceptive salesmansship.
- Bart: I have a fat dumb guy I practice on at home.
- Professor Frink: Lisa Simpson, you have met your match with my mighty math-bot! It can answer any question [Ga-hoy!]
- Lisa: Very well math-bot, what is love?
- Mighty Math-Bot: Math-bot does not understand love! Shutting down! Shutting down!
- Professor Frink: Sweet neil degrasee tyson!
- Lisa: I'm giving up math club. My only regret is that I was so close to having enough money for my trip to the semifinals!
- Bart: Maybe it's the sleep deprivation talking, but you can have whatever's in this envelope.
