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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} That's it! That's our milion dollar idea! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Stretchy clothes that look cool no matter how fat your get? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} A waterproof sandwich you can eat in the shower? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} No, you dopes. What's the one thing thay every man wants when he wakes up in the morning? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Barney & Homer}} Marge?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Um... besides Marge. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Barney & Homer}} Beer-flavored donuts?! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Whoo-boy! Well, that the enemy. My Krustyburger breakfast menu sales are as flat as a whoopee cushion on a fat farm. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lard Lad]]}} Mine, too, Krusty. My Lard Lad donut sales are completely over. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} ...so what do you say, Fat Tony? Can we coun't on your for protecion? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} In answer to your plea i must say, no. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lard Lad}} But why? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fat Tony}} Y'see, we are already under contract with Drunken Donuts as their excluseive supply distributor at fifty-percent of the profits. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Please! Youv'e got help us! We can't do it alone any more! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lard Lad}} Save us from destruction! We'll do anything you ask! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Helen Lovejoy]]}} Anything? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Yeah. Pretty much. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lard Lad}} [SNIFFLE] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Helen Lovejoy}} In that case... you've come the right person. Helen Lovejoy, pastor's wife, at your serive. Now arise and dry your eyes. We've got ourselves a crusade to organize. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Thera are hundreds of angry people out there ready to tear this entire building down. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Barney}} We're all going to die! What arw we going to do, Moe?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} We're going to do the one thing they least expect us to do. We're going to pass out free sampels to the crowd nothing wins people over like free stuff. Now grab some boxes and follow me if you want to live. | |
Revision as of 14:50, May 8, 2021
- Moe Szyslak: That's it! That's our milion dollar idea!
- Barney Gumble: Stretchy clothes that look cool no matter how fat your get?
- Homer: A waterproof sandwich you can eat in the shower?
- Moe: No, you dopes. What's the one thing thay every man wants when he wakes up in the morning?
- Barney & Homer: Marge?!
- Moe: Um... besides Marge.
- Barney & Homer: Beer-flavored donuts?!
- Krusty the Clown: Whoo-boy! Well, that the enemy. My Krustyburger breakfast menu sales are as flat as a whoopee cushion on a fat farm.
- Lard Lad: Mine, too, Krusty. My Lard Lad donut sales are completely over.
- Krusty: ...so what do you say, Fat Tony? Can we coun't on your for protecion?
- Fat Tony: In answer to your plea i must say, no.
- Lard Lad: But why?
- Fat Tony: Y'see, we are already under contract with Drunken Donuts as their excluseive supply distributor at fifty-percent of the profits.
- Krusty: Please! Youv'e got help us! We can't do it alone any more!
- Lard Lad: Save us from destruction! We'll do anything you ask!
- Helen Lovejoy: Anything?
- Krusty: Yeah. Pretty much.
- Lard Lad: [SNIFFLE]
- Helen Lovejoy: In that case... you've come the right person. Helen Lovejoy, pastor's wife, at your serive. Now arise and dry your eyes. We've got ourselves a crusade to organize.
- Homer: Thera are hundreds of angry people out there ready to tear this entire building down.
- Barney: We're all going to die! What arw we going to do, Moe?!
- Moe: We're going to do the one thing they least expect us to do. We're going to pass out free sampels to the crowd nothing wins people over like free stuff. Now grab some boxes and follow me if you want to live.
