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Season 35 Episode Quotes
752 "A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream"
753
"McMansion & Wife"
"Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story" 754


Marge: We have to meet the new neighbors before they hear about us from the old neighbors.
Homer: Hey, I have friends in this neighborhood. There's the guy whose lawn I used as a shortcut, the guy whose mailbox crashed into our car, and Mrs. Bad Halloween candy.
Bad Halloween candy lady: If my candy is so bad, why you take so much of it?

Thayer Blackburn: Love this town. Can't believe it has three Lard Lad locations.
Chief Wiggum: Uh, one of those is police only, so back off, pal.

Thayer: Whoa-ho, that's quite a grip.
Homer: See, Marge? Strangling the boy has paid off. Just kidding. I don't do that anymore. Times have changed.

Beyond Bullying professor: My presentations have made bullies worse in every school. We hoped this time would be different.

Homer: You probably couldn't tell, but I've never played before.
Thayer: I, um...
Homer: Hold on.
Thayer: All right, I started to suspect when you tried to eat the pickleball, Homer.
Homer: Nothing should be named food that isn't food.

Homer: I hate phonies. At least I pretend to because I think it's cool.

Thayer: Are you ready for the ride of your life?
Homer: I was born ready. Then I lost interest for a long time. But I'm ready now.

Lou: Hey, Chief, aren't you gonna pull him over?
Chief Wiggum: Really? In this Dodge Charger with 260,000 miles? With a catalytic converter that's being stolen as we speak?
Snake Jailbird: Gotcha.

Kirk Van Houten: Why aren't we friends like that? Is it because you're a doctor and I'm out of work?
Dr. Hibbert: No, it's because we're not even dining together. You just slid your table closer to us.

Kindergartner: Give me your lunch money.
Bart: Why do you need lunch money? You guys go home for lunch.
Kindergartner: We can do this the easy way, or we can do it the easy way. That's it. We're kindergartners.

Gil Gunderson: Aw, I used to have a pen, but my wife got it in the divorce.

Hubert Wong: Lisa Simpson. It's on. Nerdo y nerdo.
Lisa: It's nerdo a nerdo.
Hubert: Only a nerdo would know that.
Lisa: A nerda! And it is on.

Jebediah Springfield: Eh, we better stop here 'cause the horses are dead. Spring, field? We'll call it Fieldspring.
Season 35 Quotes
Homer's Crossing A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream McMansion & Wife Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Iron Marge It's a Blunderful Life Ae Bonny Romance Murder, She Boat Do the Wrong Thing Frinkenstein's Monster Lisa Gets an F1 Clan of the Cave Mom Night of the Living Wage Cremains of the Day The Tell-Tale Pants The Tipping Point Bart's Brain